Dover Downs Casino

Thank you! I’m glad some people appreciate the race track. Unlike Steve, who’s now the speed bump on turn 4….allegedly

I want to thank everyone who came out and voted! We really could not do this without you! It honestly was a team effort.

Come give us money. Our slot machines win 98 percent of the time! Also we define “win” as you betting $1 and winning 1 penny because the state didn’t define it for us. That’s a win!

Some fucking loser just split tens on Blackjack!

We would like to apologize for this tweet. This was sent out by our intern Brennan. He was way out of line and this does NOT reflect the new rules. It’s a FLESHLIGHT you have to fuck. Again apologies for the typo.

We got some new rules in Blackjack. If you bust, you gotta fuck the flashlight for five minutes.

Great special! If you get too drunk on our property instead of calling the cops we will offer you a free hotel stay! Some exclusions* apply. *not available for non-whites. Sorry. We don’t make the rules. Meaning there’s no formal rule but somehow it just turns out this way.

This Memorial Day we support all the soldiers who have made the greatest of sacrifices for this country. Carry on our wayward sons, daughters and thems.

We have @Aaronlewismusic performing tonight, debuting his new single “It’s Been A While Since I’ve Been Relevant”

We have the best dealers in the state! Seriously. Their coke is the purest we’ve had in a long time.

The @LiveCasinoPHL casino thinks they are so special. Well you know what we have that they don’t? Live raccoon fights! For $35 come watch our intern Ian grease himself up and try to catch the raccoon in the dumpster out back. Man Vs Beast!

When we find out a slot machine is paying out more than average:

Woah Black Betty!

Fridays & Saturdays our night club has a $20 cover charge after 9 PM. $10 for midgets.

Sorry about that, Arnold has just really been into breath play a lot lately and corporate has a strict “no kink shame” policy. We are very forward thinking here.