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Really just here for the jokes nothing too serious. @kapsi1911♦️#KeepPounding #Parker4ThePeople

Washington, DC
Joined December 2011
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These photoshoots that the celebs do for Halloween 🫤
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(celebrities quietly ruined Halloween)
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Open enrollment gets more confusing every year…all these damn choices
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November 2nd my big back enthusiast We can have our Boberry biscuits and Bo rounds BACK 😂
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May Black children everywhere be protected, cherished, and allowed to grow up in safety, dignity, and love. No child should ever lose their life this way. Rest in peace, dear Javits Frimpong. Your life mattered, you deserved a future, and you will not be forgotten.
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If u throwing a house party today or tomorrow, keep an eye on your air fryer
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And who you think taught em? Don’t leave that out
I know they’re not trying to do what I think they are… 🤦🏽‍♂️
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Ocean Spray give it up to anybody cause why did I just see they made a Cran-Pickle juice 🤮
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i’m private because people will learn 3 things about you & create 6 seasons, a reunion & a damn spin off. 😭😂
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No funny shit the parents of them kids who killed that boy need to be punished as well. They never know wtf their kids doing out in the fuckin street!
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The youth is fried unless they start giving these lil niggas mandatory life they are gonna continue they don’t care who they kill because they know they coming home before they are 30
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I hate when people call me a good person 🤣 I start thinking I'm being taken advantage of
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Main characters, confident, or self-absorbed people aren't parasocial or hyperfixated on trying to keep up with people they don't know. Try to remember that next time you want to cosplay as one.
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People who don't know how to pivot for their own best interest have some unnecessarily hard consequences. You can apply this to any area of life.
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Really about to start acting on the random ideas and plans I be making while I'm in the shower.
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I would’ve fired Evero right after the Chicago game. Honestly, I would’ve “parted ways” after last year.
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Stop asking for Steve Wilks, stop asking for Sean McDermott or any Ron Rivera disciples please for the love of god
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I just like the picture mate but cheers
a male selfie is often a cry for help
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goodmorning everybody, we can start drinking now if yall want
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I’m using PTO to catch up on laundry and life because I’m tired of spending every weekend doing chores instead of actually resting. I’m taking my time back.
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