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Dr Ivor Hugh Janus

@dr__guess

I am a right spazzer I am. Guinness World Record holder for the biggest water melon ever found up a human bum hole. Elon Musk is a cunt.

Joined July 2024
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Anywhere in Barnsley is best avoided, TBF. What a hovel.
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Today would have been my great great great great grandfather's 178th birthday. #RIPPeregrine
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Arse!
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This editorial @TheLancetEndo is worth a read On #StemCellTherapy for #Diabetes A step away from some of the breathless commentary A measured view as to where the science stands at the moment- and a view of cautious optimism #gbdoc thelancet.com/action/showPdf…
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Foot note:
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@BBCWorld11 Oct 2024
Everest climber's foot believed to be found after 100 years bbc.in/3NjqUBb
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WTF?!?!?!
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Don't yer just love replying to Porn Bots? #pornbot #X @X @elonmusk
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Hey @BBCNews why is a war a sex story to you? #Lebanon #Isreal #Iran
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Hee haaaaaaaaaawwwww!
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she is going home to make soup
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🚨 This donkey was rescued by us 17 years ago. 💔He'd been set on fire. He still gets treatment for his wounds daily. He loves living at our sanctuary where he has so many friends bless him. Your support makes these rescues possible - thank you 🙏👏💛 ow.ly/VeGY50SMmZR
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🧡🥰Donkey Love 👀 Look at these happy faces! Our rescued donkeys clearly adore our team working at Arrana Rescue Centre this week. They can't get enough cuddles & attention. It's heartwarming to see the bond they've formed. Your support makes moments like these possible 🙏🫶
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This donkey is reunited with the girl who raised it.
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💚 A sea of donkeys ..... where's Moussa? 🥒🍃 Can you spot Moussa with the donkeys at our sanctuary, giving them some treats, including cucumbers & some yummy leaves. It is a joy to see these rescued donkeys loving life at their safe home just as they absolutely deserve 💛
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Hee haw!
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