bear grylls in tenerife

vamoooos (it's stil fucking coming home tho)

I Know It's Only Arctic Roll (But I Like It)

about 75% into watching desperate housewives. hope susan is enjoying her light reading

waterloo sunset, i managed england, i am sam allardyce

Gerogerigegege Galloway

hi everyone im a bloke did you know that die hard is actually a christmas movie

In primary school my mate said I must be gay because I said I didn't watch iCarly because if I wasnt gay I'd watch iCarly and fancy Carly

So the phone goes and your knee surgeons secretary tells you after 2 years of waiting that you can have your op onthe 23rd April. Then you say sorry i cant have it before 11th June because im seeing Barry Manilow. 🙄

ramsbottom girls you make the rockin world go round

once when i was about 19 i was in grand central pub in manchester and put six quid in the jukebox and queued epic by faith no more in a row. the bartender sternly told me to get out but also informed me they didn't have a skip button. just thought i would share this memory thanks

Sawdust is man glitter. 💪

haven't been on tweeter in a while

ronaldo is such a pussy

wish UEFA would just fucking ban chanting shit to the tune of seven nation army

they'll always hit you and hurt you, defend and attack. if you delete flappy bird, you can't get it back

first time doing sub ten seconds :D

I'm Considering A Move To Moston (A Move To Moston I'm Considering)

not beaten my record of 12 seconds but maybe one day