A doctor of nothing useful. I come up with terrible plans.

Joined June 2011
Another Saturday night listening to Chilean darkwave
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Grateful for the students on our campus demanding a more democratic university. Now is not an easy moment to make use of the freedoms we have; they’re doing it.
Art installation on the quad about the UChicago board of trustees. Inside the tent are flyers & info about each person and their active role in financing genocide.
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Sure, “across the board” uh-huh
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Paleontologist C. S. Lewis’s Until We Have
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🧵IN SHOCKING MOVE, COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY FIRES UNION PRESIDENT ONE DAY BEFORE CONTRACT NEGOTIATIONS BEGIN, IN FURTHER CRACKDOWN ON FREE SPEECH
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Democrats right now
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hardest logo in history
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I fully support the union here, but maybe your spokesman’s name shouldn’t sound like a rapper in a 90’s Law & Order episode
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My son had food poisoning today and he said it was because he had Heinz rather than Dijon mustard on his school hamburger. How bad is this, parenting wise?
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just got the call. fired. i was the DEI coordinator at the department of science . i was in charge of making all the science gay
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This may be lib-coded, but is he trying to be a Bond villain
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Why is every small town in Pennsylvania called something like “Bonkersville” or “Crunt”
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This is where I would keep my Country Bear Jamboree
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You quote Deuteronomy, I quote Old Deuteronomy, we are not the same
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It’s also making money on Onlyfans selling footbooks
MLA is a scam designed to sell handbooks
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Doing a shot for every Democratic message asking for money after 7 PM today and I’m so drunk
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Yeah yeah I'm totally ordained. My name? Ah, well uh its
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election day is already over. and you’re probably not predestined for salvation
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I wish I had thought of this in time to make actual stickers.
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