Chef, freelance writer, and Braille transcriber. Mostly politics, wrestling, games, & sports tweets. All tweets are my own. #StandWithUkraine
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David Burant retweeted
Gov. Walz: We just found out Trump had his branded Bibles printed in China. This dude will even outsource God. But hey, I don’t blame Trump for not noticing the ‘Made in China’ sticker. They put them on the inside, a part of the Bible that he’s never looked at
David Burant retweeted
I hate early Sunday morning wake-ups worse than JR hated Triple H in The Attitude Era 🔥
David Burant retweeted
MONDAY NIGHT PRIME TIME: A washed conspiracy theorist from New York gets cooked in prime time by a superior opponent from San Francisco
TUESDAY NIGHT PRIME TIME: A washed conspiracy theorist from New York gets cooked in prime time by a superior opponent from San Francisco
David Burant retweeted
I'm obsessed with @Tim_Walz singing the Menards theme song and then ranting about keeping your receipts to get the rebate. Incredible content.
David Burant retweeted
I think the best re occurring bit in any comedy is in Trailer Park Boys when they talk about retiring after getting like 6 grand
David Burant retweeted
It is now our turn to do what generations before us have done.
Guided by optimism and faith, to fight for this country we love.
So let’s get out there, and let’s fight for it.
Let’s get out there, and let’s vote for it.
David Burant retweeted
History recognizes actions that are bigger than self. Joe Biden will go down as one of the great ones, having led the country out of the disastrous term of his predecessor and quietly doing good things for all Americans, red state as well as blue, accomplishments that put him up there, in terms of legislative action, with LBJ and FDR. Joe, I can’t imagine where we’d be without your selfless service.
My fellow Democrats, I have decided not to accept the nomination and to focus all my energies on my duties as President for the remainder of my term. My very first decision as the party nominee in 2020 was to pick Kamala Harris as my Vice President. And it’s been the best decision I’ve made. Today I want to offer my full support and endorsement for Kamala to be the nominee of our party this year. Democrats — it’s time to come together and beat Trump. Let’s do this.
ALT A photo of President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris
David Burant retweeted
Republican strategists realising they've deliberately made this election about the cognitive decline of elderly men
David Burant retweeted
Cool.
David Burant retweeted
I would literally vote for any person, animal or inanimate object over Trump.
1. Live Biden
2. Harris
3. Hillary
4. Gavin
5. Whitmer
6. Life-support Biden
7. My dog
8. Cactus
9. Pineapple
10. Budweiser Clydesdale
11. Dead Biden
12. Clint Eastwood’s empty chair
13. Any empty chair
