Partner / VP @altitudemarketing. Curator of the finest #dadjokes. Totally way into @justinefrantzen. Dad. Creative. Runner. Songwriter. Music Nerd.

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Joined April 2008
Hi @sectv - been on hold for an hour listening to the same classical piece of music for an hour. I have no internet. This sucks, and your customer service is abysmal. #serviceelectric #sectv
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This is the energy.
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Boy am I sick of “We need to.” How about “I am going to?” How about “You have made me accountable for… and it’s a violation of that accountability if I don’t produce results.” I’d have been fired 5 times over. Do anything.
We need to restore the protections of Roe as law of the land. We need to elect officials who will do that.
I just want to be really clear about something. Abortions will still happen whether it's illegal or not. The difference is that more women will die because they won't be safe, and it will fall hardest on poor women + women of color. We must fight this with everything we’ve got.
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Every single day life gets worse. 🇺🇸
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I like how reality has effectively become a viral advertising campaign for The Handmaid's Tale.
I’ve had a day to process what happened in Texas. Tomorrow morning, I will tell each member of my immediate family how much I love them before seeing them off to one of three public schools. Not a day goes by where I don’t worry about their safety. Not a day. And I’m tired.
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Sensible gun laws are pretty simple. No responsible gun owner I’ve ever met is against some sort of regulation. BUT, our institutions have failed to build any sort of foundation of trust for the sensible folks to feel comfortable enough with to put their bags down…
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So, vote local. Vote for people who have a few brain cells to rub together. Vote party-free, because some of the smartest people I’ve ever met don’t give a solitary shit about political affiliations. Just, please, please, please vote local. It all starts there.
Congratulations to Altitude’s Laura Budraitis, VP of Client Success, and Drew Frantzen, VP of Creative and Web! Laura and Drew recently accepted partnership in the agency. bit.ly/3DBjanI #marketingnews
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Naked Gun, baby. Let’s go.
Granting the @Eagles a Super Bowl win is officially a mutant ability. I knew it. Good on ya, @NickFoles
Had a great time at the #XMenHellfireGala! What an honor being drawn into a @Marvel comic book. Catch me in Marauders #21!
Friendly reminder that today is ridiculous. #MayTheFourthBeWithYou
Happy Yoda and shit to those who celebrate.
Friendly reminder that when a #starwars fan asks you what your favorite #starwars movie is, the correct answer is "the one with the whales." #MayThe4thBeWithYou
If the line is "Hey, I'm just asking questions here," and you willingly ignore the fact that those questions have actual answers, find a new line.