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Being a republican or a libertarian must be so cool. It’s like a free pass to be smelly and retarded. I tried switching over, but I couldn’t fit enough crayons in my ass.
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(1/x) I spent 40 years choking. Then came the cum. Cum from the choking. By choking for 40 years I ejaculated in my pants. I ejaculated in my pants because I was be too busy jacking off my tiny penis with both hands in my pockets.
I wasn’t actually using both hands…
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(2/x) but I have to pretend I am because obviously everyone would know I have a tiny micropenis if I was only using one hand. In fact, I only use one finger, the middle finger. I am giving the middle finger to those who have a larger penis than I. Which is everyone, because…
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New Tame Impala is so unbelievably mid. I can’t be the only one that thinks this, right?? Why is this on the radio twice every hour??
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