Joined June 2012
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Zimekujiwa majamaa, 3:00 am... There are 5 people knocking at the university gate
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I'm vibecoding my own Android tv app that does everything stream movies, shows and live sports just for me... It's just one of the several vibe coding projects I'm working on... My android game is almost done.. It does play on my phone and several of my friends I sent to test
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You can't buy this kinda love
" Sikuachilii ,sikuachilii"— Bwana I don't even remember the last I was told this😂
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I like checking random repos on Github i saw one that allows your router to know if you are at home and what you are doing by using AI.. So next generation routers will be able to replace presence sensors But it's a security nightmare if someone hacks you they'd be able to tell what you are doing
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ODM is washed
Linda Mwananchi leads political party affiliation at 25%, followed by UDA at 23%, DCP at 9%, and both ODM and Wiper at 8%, according to poll by Research 8020 #K24Updates
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Kenyans elected ICC criminals that killed people... Don't worry about us just vote your thief
Electing sifuna with just hype and no plan or manifesto,how are we beating systemic failures?
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That's all we want
If you ask Edwin W. Sifuna supporters and ask them to state only three grounds why they want him elected , they will tell you rule of law, constitutionalism .... Then they go dry and emotions take over and all they have are cheap insults
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Anthropic has also launched their own proactive AI agent Claude Duet like Chatgpt dots, X Ai grok bot, Meta's muse... Interesting
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Do you actually know anyone that uses Telcom???
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Replying to @Jumuiyan
Burnt forest niliwaachia mpaka the kids after a yamune wife almost set me up to be clipped 2007.I took off through the window into the plantation when she went to open the gate for them thinking 🤔 I was fast asleep.
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Paracetamol after seeing the pain inside me
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I used to stay in the same building with this guy that worked at NCA he's an office guy but he'd still go to any construction site and get money and he'd brag about it
Contractor is NCA 3 And has complied with everything on paper
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Egerton and Moi have the same problem... Tribalism and lots of land they won't last long
From Egerton University to Moi University and now to University of Nairobi. What a murderous regime. This regime came to steal, to kill and to destroy.
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Horny individuals will say anything 😂
Replying to @OfficialMumbi
Mumbii is the new SZA
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I went to some business a popular pharmacy chain and on the wall a poster saying "we don't accept Airtel money" Not that I was paying with Airtel i just wondered why
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Hizi blue tick mtatuonyesha mambo 😂😂
TODAY IS MY FIRST FRIDAY AS A NON-MUSLIM. I was a Muslim. I embraced Islam, returned to the mosque, read its books and tried to practise the faith sincerely. However the laws, words and actions I have witnessed from Saudi Arabia, a country regarded by many as the heartland of Islam, have left me deeply disillusioned. When people are killed in the name of religion, when executions are celebrated or brutality is defended using God's name, I am left asking a painful question: What is the difference between a man who kills in the name of terror and one who kills while claiming religious authority? A title, a robe or a religious position cannot make violence righteous. I cannot reconcile the God I believe in with the cruelty people sometimes justify in His name. I refuse to pretend that I am at peace with things that trouble my conscience. Today, I returned all my Islamic books to the mosque. For me, it was a deeply personal moment. I felt a sense of peace, and I am choosing to move forward without hatred. Let me be free. Let me breathe. Let me live. I will respect Muslims. I will respect Christians. I will respect Hindus, traditional African believers, atheists and even those whose understanding of the divine is completely different from mine. Some worship in churches, others in mosques, temples or beneath sacred trees. I am not God, and I have no authority to sit in His place and judge the worth of another human being. I still believe in God. I believe in His oneness and holiness, in accountability, in the reality of death and the possibility of resurrection. My decision to leave Islam does not mean I have abandoned every belief I hold sacred. What I reject is the idea that anyone has a monopoly on God, or that violence becomes holy simply because someone attaches God's name to it. Saudi Arabia's religious establishment and the actions of those who claim to defend Islam have deeply damaged my perception of the faith. When religious authority is associated with cruelty, it makes religion itself look violent. That is a tragedy for every sincere believer who wants nothing more than peace. I am not leaving Islam to hate Muslims. I am leaving because I no longer wish to remain in a faith I can no longer reconcile with my conscience. My new chapter begins with one principle: I will respect your right to believe, provided you respect my right to question, disagree and walk away. I choose peace. I choose freedom of conscience. I choose humanity. I am not God. I will not play God. And I will not hate you simply because you pray differently from me.
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Kuna miaka inafikanga and you are no longer interested in looking good in photos, the priority shifts to looking good in x-rays, MRI's and CTs
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I can bet this guy has never been to Kibra before a few years ago
Someone cannot tell you to leave your father's party and join a smaller one. That is simply not possible - Raila Odinga Jr
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I’m sorry but this contentification of everything cannot be our life now. We are in hell
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