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Advanced Certified QuickBooks ProAdvisor (desktop & online), Payroll, Top 100, & Intuit Premier Reseller in Greater Seattle 206-789-8328 PT [email protected]

Seattle, WA, United States
Joined August 2009
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Could a tighter budget lead to better ideas? Research suggests financial constraints can push teams to challenge assumptions, get creative, and find new solutions. Here's why less money can sometimes spark more innovation. #QuickBooksPartner #Innovation oal.lu/8eOjU
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A wild donkey in the Arizona desert will dig a well six feet deep with its front hooves, and for half a century the United States government has been shooting it as a threat to the desert. August on a dry wash in the Sonoran. The creek has been gone since May. The sand is hot enough to cook on and every animal for miles is standing in what shade it can find, waiting for a rain that is not coming. A burro walks down the wash, stops at a bend for no reason anyone else can see, puts its head down and smells. Then it starts digging. Front feet, one after the other, like a dog after a bone, until it is in up to its shoulders and the bottom of the hole goes dark and wet. It drinks and walks off. Within the hour there is a queue. Mule deer. Javelina. A bobcat. A scrub jay standing on the rim. In 2021 a biologist called Erick Lundgren published the count in Science: 59 species of vertebrate drinking at donkey wells, 64% more species than at the dry stretches of the same streams, and in the driest months the donkeys were raising the amount of open water in the desert by 300% on average and by up to 1,450%. When the wells were abandoned, cottonwood and willow seedlings came up in them. The donkey had been planting the riverbank. Asked about his methodology, the donkey had another drink and left. When a beaver builds a pond, a film crew is sent. When a donkey digs a well, the Park Service sends a marksman. The burros came up from Mexico with the Spanish and the prospectors, carried the ore out of every mine in the West, and were turned loose when the mines closed. Then they were reclassified. In 1979 the National Park Service planned to shoot all 577 in the Grand Canyon. A writer called Cleveland Amory raised more than $500,000 and lifted 582 of them out by helicopter, slung underneath, the most expensive taxi ride a donkey has ever taken. Death Valley shot 400 between 1987 and 1994. Lundgren said that when he started, people did not think a donkey digging a hole was worthy of scientific attention. The animal was listed as a threat to the desert's water. It was the one bringing the water up. Fifty-nine species knew. The ones with the rifles had never sat by the hole.
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Intimidation just didn’t work!
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UNFORGIVEABLE: A Minnesota doctor just revealed Renée Good still had a pulse 8 minutes after she was shot by an ICE agent. A physician on scene offered to administer aid and was denied. In any courtroom, preventing medical aid after using deadly force isn’t just cruel, it’s an aggravating factor.
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In the winter of 1939, the Soviet Union invaded Finland. The Soviets had one of the largest armies on Earth. Finland had a few hundred thousand men, not much artillery, and almost no tanks. What Finland had was snow, forests, and a 5 foot 3 inch farmer named Simo Häyhä. Before the war, Häyhä was a quiet man from a small village near the Soviet border. He farmed. He hunted. He'd served his required time in the army and joined Finland's civil guard, where he became known as a crack shot in shooting competitions. When the Soviets crossed the border in November 1939, he was sent to the front near the Kollaa River. The temperatures there dropped to 20, 30, even 40 degrees below zero. Days were short. Most of the light was gone by mid afternoon. Häyhä thrived in it. He dressed completely in white so he disappeared into the snow. He'd head out before dawn with a little food and stay out all day, lying motionless in the cold, waiting. He used an old Finnish version of the Mosin-Nagant rifle. With iron sights. No scope. That was on purpose. A scope's glass could catch the sunlight and give away his position. It also meant he had to raise his head higher to aim, and in freezing weather the glass could fog up. Iron sights let him stay lower and stay hidden. He packed snow in front of his position so the muzzle blast wouldn't kick up powder and reveal him. He reportedly kept snow in his mouth so his breath wouldn't steam in the cold air. The Soviet soldiers learned to fear that stretch of forest. Finnish propaganda gave him a nickname that stuck. The White Death. In roughly 100 days, Häyhä was credited with killing around 500 Soviet soldiers with his rifle. Some counts are higher if you include his submachine gun. Historians argue about the exact number, but even the conservative estimates put him at the top of every list of snipers ever recorded. The Soviets tried everything to get him. Counter snipers. Artillery barrages on the areas where they thought he was hiding. On March 6, 1940, they finally got him. A Soviet bullet hit him in the face, shattering his jaw. Fellow soldiers who found him said half his face was missing. He was carried off unconscious. He woke up a week later, on March 13, 1940. The day the war ended. He spent years recovering and needed multiple surgeries. But he lived. Finland's commander, Marshal Mannerheim, promoted him straight from corporal to second lieutenant. After the war, he went back to a quiet life. He hunted, bred dogs, and lived near the Russian border for the rest of his life. When asked late in life how he became such a good shot, he gave a one word answer. "Practice." When asked if he regretted the killing, he said he did what he was told to do, as well as he could. He died in 2002 at the age of 96.
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Let this sink in: ICE agents reportedly blocked the emergency entrance of a Los Angeles hospital for TWO HOURS, forcing ambulances carrying people who needed emergency care to go elsewhere. This isn’t law enforcement. This is a reckless abuse of power that put innocent people’s lives at risk. An ambulance entrance is not a political battleground. A hospital emergency room is not an immigration checkpoint. And federal agents do not get to hold an entire community’s access to emergency medical care hostage. Imagine being in an ambulance, fighting for your life, only to be diverted because federal agents decided their operation mattered more than emergency access. Where is the humanity? Where is the accountability? And where is the line that these agents are no longer allowed to cross? You cannot claim to be protecting America while putting Americans’ lives in danger. This isn’t making America great. It’s making America cruel. And anyone defending this should be ashamed.
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Did you know that you can pay a 0% tax rate on your withdrawals from investments? 0% long term capital gains rate applies if your taxable income is less than ~$49k (single) or ~$98k (mfj) After the standard deduction, you can withdraw ~$65k or ~$131k (mfj) of LT gains from your brokerage and pay $0 in fed taxes (assuming no other income, state tax may apply)
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Most families think being named executor is an honor. It isn't. The first one can't wait. Nobody hands you a list. So here's the list, in the order I wish I'd had it. 1. Find the original will. Not a copy. Ours was not where.
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In 1942, a drunk German officer sat at dinner and bragged about the Jewish woman he had selected from the brothel the Nazis had forced open in town. He said her name out loud. The Tunisian Arab sitting across from him stayed calm, smiled, poured more wine, and finished the meal. Then he drove the officer home, sped through the dark streets, and knocked on a door close to midnight. That night, he hid 25 people for four months. He never spoke about it again. His name was Khaled Abdul-Wahab. He was 31 years old, a wealthy Muslim Tunisian who had studied art and architecture in New York and spoke fluent German. Nazi officers trusted him. They invited him to their dinners. Tunisia was the only Arab country directly occupied by Nazi Germany during the war. Jewish families were pushed from their homes. More than 5,000 Jewish men were sent to forced labor camps. Yellow stars marked every chest. That December night in the coastal town of Mahdia, Khaled listened as the officer boasted. The woman he named belonged to a family Khaled had known all his life. He left immediately. He drove through the night. He knocked on their door at midnight. Pack nothing. Come now. He gathered 25 people — mothers, fathers, cousins, and children — and drove them nearly 20 miles to his family farm, hiding them inside the olive press, stables, and storage buildings. This was not one brave act. It was four straight months of courage. He fed them while supplies grew scarce. He kept babies quiet. He trusted his servants to stay silent. When German soldiers arrived to count Jewish families, the hidden people pinned yellow stars onto their clothes and stood motionless. When the soldiers left, the stars came off again. One night, a drunken soldier wandered onto the farm and discovered them. An eleven-year-old girl hiding under a bed watched him laugh and threaten to kill everyone there. Then Khaled appeared. She remembered him her entire life as a guardian angel. He calmly walked the soldier outside, took away his weapon, and sent him off the property. Nobody on that farm died. In May 1943, British forces liberated Tunisia. All 25 people returned home alive. Khaled went back to a quiet life. He married, raised daughters, painted, and worked in government service. He never told anyone what he had done. Not his wife. Not his children. No one. He died on September 4, 1997, at the age of 86. His story was buried with him. Ten years later, his daughter Faiza was sitting in a café in Paris reading a Sunday newspaper when she came across an interview with an American historian describing a Tunisian Arab who had hidden 25 Jews in 1942. The historian mentioned her father by name. She was 45 years old and had never heard the story before. She contacted the historian. One of the children saved on the farm had left behind 83 pages of testimony before her death. Every detail matched. “I rediscovered my father,” Faiza later said. Khaled was nominated for Israel’s highest honor given to non-Jews who saved Jewish lives. He would have been the first Arab to receive it. The committee declined, saying he had not risked his own life enough. Faiza answered with a line history should never forget: “My father opened his home to Jews. They did not open theirs to us.” Today, the 25 people Khaled saved have hundreds of descendants living across Israel, France, America, and Tunisia. The little girl hidden beneath the bed grew up, moved to Paris, and built a family of her own. None of them would exist if Khaled had stayed silent that night. He had everything to lose. He acted anyway. Then he spent the rest of his life saying nothing about it. The world nearly forgot him twice. Now you know his name.
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If your landlord emails you: "We are keeping $1,200 of your security deposit for professional cleaning and paint touch-ups." DO NOT REPLY WITH: - "But I spent all weekend scrubbing it." (They don't care) - "That is way too expensive." (They own the fake invoice) - "Can we at least split the difference?" (You just legally admitted fault) USE THE LEGAL PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE ↓
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The 2027 federal income tax brackets are out. So what's your tax rate? If you're single with $100,000 in taxable income, you're in the 22% bracket. But that doesn't mean you pay 22% on all $100,000. Here's how marginal and effective tax rates work: taxgirl.com/2026/11/05/whats…
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IMPORTANT: in 2026, you can deduct charitable donations even if you take a standard deduction (up to $1,000 for single, or $2,000 married) Please track all your cash donations in 2026. They could help save on taxes (whereas you had to itemize to get any tax benefit pre 2026)
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Big ideas are getting a new stage for America's 250th anniversary. A national startup competition is putting entrepreneurs in the spotlight, including those using AI to tackle real-world challenges. #QuickBooksPartner #Entrepreneurship oal.lu/OHGG1
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Planning for the future isn't about predicting it perfectly. It's about preparing for different possibilities. This piece looks at how businesses can choose a practical approach to foresight based on their needs. #QuickBooksPartner #BusinessStrategy oal.lu/w2bCz
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Got a big goal you keep putting off? Big ambitions can bring pressure, uncertainty, and fear of failure. This piece explores why we procrastinate and how to start moving forward. #QuickBooksPartner #Productivity oal.lu/A90gI
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Not all business growth shows up in your follower count. Sometimes, a smaller audience of customers who buy, return, and refer others can make a bigger difference. Here's why focusing on the right customers matters. #QuickBooksPartner #Marketing oal.lu/0AIwu
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Finance called IT because a customer owed us $240,000 and nobody could find them. Customer name: TEST CUSTOMER DO NOT USE. I recognized it immediately. I created that account two years ago to test our billing software. It had a fake address. A fake phone number. The contact email was [email protected]. Apparently Sales found the account last quarter and used it to demonstrate our new quoting system. Someone accidentally converted the demonstration quote into a real order. That triggered an invoice. The invoice went unpaid. Our collections software sent seven payment reminders to [email protected]. Nobody responded. Finance escalated the account to a debt collection agency. The agency spent three weeks trying to locate TEST CUSTOMER DO NOT USE. They reported the company had no registered address, no employees, and no known assets. Finance classified the account as high-risk. Yesterday Legal asked me for the customer's original contract. I explained there was no customer. They asked whether we could prove that. I said I personally invented the company. Legal said that wasn't sufficient documentation. Apparently writing "DO NOT USE" in the customer name doesn't legally establish that the customer doesn't exist. We're now paying $8,000 for an external auditor to determine whether a company I made up owes us $240,000. Finance has asked me not to delete the account until the investigation concludes. It's our third-largest customer this quarter.
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Google just started paying websites when its AI uses their content. It's a pilot inside Search Console. About a hundred publishers so far. It covers AI Overviews, AI Mode and Gemini. But read the fine print. It only pays when your content "contributes significantly" to the answer. If the AI just links to you? Doesn't count. If it uses you to double-check a fact? Doesn't count. So why is Google paying at all? Because when an AI summary shows up, people click a website 8% of the time. Without one, 15%. The traffic got cut in half. And publishers noticed. And the payments so far? One executive called them peanuts. So forget the cheque. Here's the real lesson. Google just told you exactly what its AI values. Not content that gets mentioned. Content that shapes the answer. Most business websites say the same thing as their competitors. Which never shapes the answer. That's why at NP Digital we focus on creating content AI can't answer without. Original data, clear answers and things nobody else has said.
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Ever wonder if your team knows how much their work actually matters? Helping employees see who benefits from what they do can make work feel more meaningful and boost engagement. See why showing impact can make a difference. #QuickBooksPartner #Leadership oal.lu/MDAS0
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