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Tampa, FL
Joined February 2015
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nada dói mais do que enxugar as próprias lágrimas, sabendo que você não pode contar a ninguém sobre as coisas sobre as quais estava chorando
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“you handled it so well” (i don’t remember 40% of my life)
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“millennials are so cringe” shut up. we watched 2000 people die on live tv when we were 10 and then nothing ever really got better. so leave us alone with our emotional support emo album, arch support vans, and an ounce of optimism.
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I didn’t realize how good my parents raised me until I got around other people.
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If youre going to be childfree you have to accept that children and the elderly dictate the schedule for family events. Be an adult. Your 3 year old nephew and 73 year old uncle with Alzheimers cant do dinner at a steakhouse at 730pm just because that's your preference. Grow up.
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That’s why I don’t listen to men
One day you'll meet a shitty man, raised by shitty parents, surrounded by shitty people in a shitty environment and he will tell you that you are a crazy bitch. It is very important you don't listen to him!
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Whoever that security guard was that took down the Citi shooter better get a mf month’s paid vacation AND a huge bonus. That piece of 💩 was ready to do A LOT more damage w a rifle and a handgun. Thank God for that hero of a security guard. 🙏🏼
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Okay wait, let me get this straight. So women go through periods, and then pregnancy, and then postpartum, and then perimenopause. And men just… exist and then complain they’re lonely?
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i strongly agree, as long as the DNA of all male fathers and children should be kept in a database to be routinely cross checked against DNA obtained from rape kits. full transparency for all.🩷
DNA testing should be mandatory upon birth. If you disagree, you have something to hide.
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If I died while raising money for a charity to honor my late grandfather, I'd hope any news coverage would include a link to the fundraiser. It seems like an important part of the story and the legacy I'd want to leave behind. secure.parkinson.org/site/TR…
NYC Marathon runner Rachel Apa dies after collapsing in Central Park two miles from finish line trib.al/vaGtb6A
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Anything a man can do, a woman can do while sick, bleeding, grieving, and still expected to show up like nothing happened.
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Pero los hombres te dirán que las consecuencias del embarazo son las mismas tanto para la madre como para el padre 🤡
首先,我妈牛逼 其次我不想生孩子
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Hey @USFFootball and @Buccaneers fans. Does anyone know who this belongs to? Not letting this be lost forever.
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SHE CUT THE WHOLE DRIVE-THRU LINE AND THE LADY BEHIND HER GOT EVEN!! Petty genius, or should she have just let it go? The line is wrapped all the way around the building. A woman cuts in, and the woman filming starts asking the window about paying for the order of the car that cut. "She cut the whole line." Then she's stuck at the window watching it play out. This is petty. Completely petty. And I laughed the whole way through. Nobody yelled, nobody got hurt, and the only person who came out behind was the one who decided the line was for everybody else. Would I do it? Probably not. I'd sit there and stew and say something to my wife. That's why this woman is a legend and I'm not. I spend a good part of every week teaching small children how to wait their turn. Apparently a few grown adults missed that lesson. Expensive lesson, but she'll remember it.
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A Scientology sea org security guard tried to intimidate a kid in Tampa who was protecting the public from Scientology recruiters. The kid stood his ground and made the guard look like a complete fool.
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I will insult my dadgum daddy
Do y'all ladies forget you have a father when you insult men in general???
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tampa residents can’t afford to pay their fucking rent thanks to transplants from your fuckass state moving here constantly. what makes you think they can afford to attend the world series???
Tampa bay residents won't drive over a bridge to St Petersburg to see their team in a world series but Brewers fans will book flights from Wisconsin that probably had layovers. Not a serious fanbase
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You want sex. She’s exhausted from carrying the household alone. Instead of helping, you’re thinking about your dick. Nothing is more selfish than men like this. Disgusting. You want a wife, a maid, and a sex doll, yet somehow still think YOU’RE the one being neglected.
Many women fail to understand that men need sèx to feel love. If your wife no longer wants to have sèx with you, the marriage is over
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