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He Who Must Not Be Named

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Joined July 2024
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Decisions, decisions…
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No wonder I have so many fans!
selfpaglu. (@maramarvellous_) profile pictureselfpaglu.@maramarvellous_Nov 4
Someone reads ur tweets & falls in love with u everyday btw
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Ejaz Sahab
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Araam se
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The loudness and duration of a burp are directly proportional to how good the food was
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Time to share your secrets!!
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He Who Must Not Be Named (@drunk_bewda) profile pictureHe Who Must Not Be Named@drunk_bewdaNov 4
Time to share your secrets!!
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Perfect for those Pakistani aunties whose entire culinary skill is just yeeting green coriander on everything on the table
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Time to share your secrets!!
He Who Must Not Be Named (@drunk_bewda) profile pictureHe Who Must Not Be Named@drunk_bewdaJul 31
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Teray bin nahin lagda Dill mera dholna….
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I wish some ex-men’s salon workers were here to tell the other side of the story
𝑨𝒚𝒆𝒔𝒉𝒂 (@uglybutterfly01) profile picture𝑨𝒚𝒆𝒔𝒉𝒂@uglybutterfly01Nov 1
Once I worked at a bridal saloon and I was traumatizied. Women who used to come to get vaalima makeover after their barat day, had those marks all over their neck and they still were talking so confidently 😭😭 NEVER AGAIN 🙏🏻
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Nutritionists belong in the kitchen Doctors belong in the butcher shops Physiotherapists belong in spas Pharmacists belong in jail Dentists belong in pawn shops Nurses belong in hell
🧨 (@crispyycoke_) profile picture🧨@crispyycoke_Nov 3
HR instructed us to use the common House Officers’ Room, but the MBBS house officers gave us weird looks and asked us not to sit there, acting as if they were superior to us simply because they belong to MBBS. Such an unnecessary superiority complex and unprofessional attitude.
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Desi Karen doesn’t like polio workers knocking on her door. She slams it in their faces while they’re just trying to do their job in one of the last two countries in the world where polio still exists (the other being Afghanistan). More than 200 polio health workers and the policemen escorting them have been killed in attacks. Most get around 10–12k for the entire area round, roughly 1,500 for a full day of door-to-door work for the polio worker, with no extra allowance for the police or Levies escorting them
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ek tou ye polio wale aye din aajate hain. I’m so exhausted from telling them there are no kids in our house & then she has the nerve to ask 'sarbarah ka naam bata dein' & i js said 'Abu Bakar' and slammed the door right in their face ainda nhi ayenge ab inshallah 😭😭😭
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Ab awaz na aye kissi ki basss…..
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Unki tareef main kahain kya alfaaz hee nahin…
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Un Ki Mehfil Mein ‘Nasir’ Un Ke Tabassum Ki Qasam Dekhate Rah Gae Hum Hath Se Jaana Dil Ka
He Who Must Not Be Named (@drunk_bewda) profile pictureHe Who Must Not Be Named@drunk_bewdaNov 1
Kuchh Nai Baat Nahin Husn Pe Aana Dil Ka Mashghala Hai Ye Nihayat Hi Purana Dil Ka
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Kuchh Nai Baat Nahin Husn Pe Aana Dil Ka Mashghala Hai Ye Nihayat Hi Purana Dil Ka
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Desi twitter Halloween costumes are more like “Baigani Shadi main Abdullah Deewana”
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Tree O’clock!!
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tree o'clock
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A few ones ✨
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mimi (@mimimezee) profile picturemimi@mimimezeeOct 31
Tree o’clock
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Only your own love ever feels real
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