said it once, and i'll say it again, the jerryrig guy is a fucking retard.
I'm not against stress testing phones. But stress test them for actual irl scenarios: leave it in a 70-80c degree car-like place to see how it reacts to heat
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This sounded unbelievable but it's true, he couldn't figure out a three point turn while driving in Formula 2
When he gets back to the garage his engineer literally tells him "you have to turn the steering wheel"
> Be 76 IQ Indian named Mahaveer Raghunathan
> Have need for speed, start professional racing because Brahmin #1
> Finish dead last in first two entry level races in 2012
> Finish 14th on average in next 3 races in 2013
> Finish 12th in F4 race in 2014
> "Pakistani bhenchods keep sabotaging! India racing superpower 2030 SAAR"
> Fake credentials, get into F3. Izzat went up!
> Place 39th across 30 races in 2015, zero points scored, worst performance in history
> Gaslight.exe, it was someone else's fault
> "Brahmin superior to European! I race and beat them!"
> Place 16th in Eurocup, dead last in AutoGP in 2016
> Set a record for most penalties accrued for ignoring rules. Stupid Americans not smart like Indians! This is jugaad SAAR
> Somehow get into F2 in 2017, clearly Indian work ethic paying off
> Place 2nd last, gets lapped, decide to go full throttle after every other racer finished nearly hitting crew workers
> Join Gran Prix, get stuck in cornering pit, spend FOUR MINUTES doing 3-point turn because he didn't know he needed to turn the wheel, manually pushed the car out
> Spend entire series ignoring corners, ignoring rules, ignoring flags. Sets new personal and historical record for violations
> Rules literally rewritten to account for his shitty driving
> Somehow, miraculously gets a hold of an F1 car for testing run
> Trains 3 years, never allowed to qualify
> Turns out he promised to pay for the McLaren he was racing but didn't, gets sued, because anti-Hindu hate or something
> Literally turned down by every race in 2026, fourteen years into his career
This is Indian talent. This is how they operate in every tech company, every CEO
They're all this retarded
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Cyberpunk the game is still ass, its just playable now
The anime literally makes it seem so much more fun and cool than it is
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Being a right wing eurofederalist must just be a humiliation fetish at this point.
"shamonda"
now yall just making shit up
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had access to my fakku rips hosting website, had access to steam and youtube.
It was literally a nothing burger, just another wednesday evening🥂
So basically, today PHP got two critical bugs that let anyone run code on your server without even logging in, which is bad, and then the details leaked before the patch was even out, which is worse, and it works on WordPress and MediaWiki and Magento and Joomla and Laravel, and Censys says like 1.5 million servers are running a version with no fix, so the NSA was like "take your system offline," and the FBI was like "take your system offline," and CISA and the UK and CERT-EU were all like "take your system offline," and then the Prime Minister of Japan, the actual Prime Minister, posted at 5:55 in the morning telling 48.8 million people to take their system offline, so everyone took their system offline, like the Dutch cybersecurity agency took its own website offline, and the Dutch parliament went offline, and the Port of Rotterdam went offline, and Finland and France and Denmark started pulling government sites, and Wikipedia went down, and Archive.org went down, and Asana and GOG and Something Awful went down, and the University of Vienna's webmail went down for some reason, and that's just PHP. Because GitLab also dropped a CVSS 10.0, which is the highest score they give out, for a bug that's been there since 2014, so that's every self-hosted GitLab for twelve years, and then LiteLLM 1.107.0 got hijacked and shipped a credential stealer and a remote access trojan in every single wheel and the Docker images, including latest, and you didn't even have to import it, just installing it was enough, and it's the second time this year, and then Railway paused every deployment on the entire platform because someone got into the environment variables, so now everyone has to rotate every secret they've ever stored there, and TiDB Cloud said someone was walking around inside with stolen credentials for basically a month and an extortion group says they took 10.6 terabytes, and Zeabur got breached for the second time in two months and is just shutting down, like the whole company, and Node.js patched remote code execution and a TLS bypass, and CISA says Plex is being actively exploited, and someone took over 300 Tor exit relays to steal SSH passwords, and SafePay ransomware has hit over 600 critical infrastructure orgs, and India's biggest bank filed a data loss incident, and Japan has been in an official state of emergency in cyberspace since October 9, which honestly explains the 5:55 AM post. Oh, and eMudhra, a certificate authority that's issued over 60 million certificates, whose entire job is proving websites are who they say they are, was supposed to be using private keys that are random numbers over a hundred digits long, and one of them was 4. Just 4. And the others were like 66 and 237. Anyway, it's Wednesday.











































