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doug v.

@dsubnet0

Contributing writer to https://teapaw.org/t.co/KPzjGNCEKs. Last of the V8 Interceptors.

 Winter River, Connecticut
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Joined May 2008
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Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline) profile pictureChristopher Webb
@cwebbonline27 Apr 2025
I love this thought…
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315e RI@Ri315eNov 11
108 years ago today, the guns fell silent. My great-grandfather was in Belgium where he simply wrote: “Belgique le 11-11-18” No celebration. Just a place & a date I do always think did what were his emotions after 1178 days of war.
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LitFill@razzy_arOct 2
Found this in a yt comment: A mosquito was heard to complain, That a chemist had poisoned his brain; The cause of his sorrow, Was paradichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane
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starheal
@starhealSep 14
Whoever is hexing me now doesn't have shit on whoever was hexing me in 2016
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cyberpunk is utopian fiction. the corporations are competent, the mafia sells amazing biotech for a reasonable price, and capsule apartments are abundant and cheap
Sophie (@SALTWATERSOPH) profile pictureSophie
@SALTWATERSOPHSep 8
I’m so happy to be living in the glorious cyberpunk future where we still can’t build more apartments in SF
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I aint never told noone but when we evacced from afghanistan I put all the gym machines in the base at the max so if they came through theyd be like damn these niggas strong as hell I served my country man
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Whoever made this video is a comedic genius
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derek guy
@dieworkwearAug 20
People tell me they like suits but dont have occasions to wear one. You can wear a suit to court, funerals, and religious services. Doesn't have to be your trial, friend's burial, or religion you believe in. Go to random trials, attend a stranger's burial, join multiple religions
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If you’re applying for a job and about to check that box that says “no college degree” might I remind you that The Brooks institute of Photography went out of business in 2015 and destroyed all of its records. Maybe you forgot you got your BFA or MBA there
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Pick up a telecaster and put the capo on fret 4
π (@nofaith3xists) profile pictureπ@nofaith3xistsJul 10
zero confidence, zero friends, zero social skills, terrible communication skills, a bad childhood, poor mental health, a toxic family and health issues. what am I even supposed to do in this world???
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i hold a record on the kobayashi maru. i’m the fastest person to ever say it was a no-win situation. they said, “george, we haven’t even finished explaining it yet.” i said, “doesn’t matter. can’t be done.”
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starheal
@starhealJun 30
These bitches can’t even let me enjoy Jupiter’s first day in Leo goddamn
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The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad
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Alec Stapp
@AlecStappMay 9
One of my favorite stats that serves as a reality check for people: The median American took zero flights last year.
Matthew Zeitlin (@MattZeitlin) profile pictureMatthew Zeitlin@MattZeitlinMay 9
Politicians and journalists massively overindex the importance of air travel to American life
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Wake me up when it affects the world’s average condom maker
unusual_whales (@unusual_whales) profile pictureunusual_whales
@unusual_whalesApr 22
BREAKING: World's biggest condom maker to raise prices due to Iran war, per BBC
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BO (@bo_austin_) profile picture
BO@bo_austin_Mar 9
yeah, that’s called being bad at socializing — socializing is predicated on pretending you think something is meaningful because it might be very meaningful to the person you’re talking to
Libriscent (@libriscent) profile pictureLibriscent
@libriscentMar 9
Autistic people aren’t bad at socializing. They’re bad at pretending a conversation is meaningful when it isn’t
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Remembering the provost at my old job who told us all at a faculty meeting that it was time for us all to create our Second Life avatars because we would be having meetings there before too long
Tyler Austin Harper (@Tyler_A_Harper) profile pictureTyler Austin Harper@Tyler_A_HarperMar 4
Replying to @Tyler_A_Harper
All of this is happening under the cover of “we have to prepare students for the future” and “AI is inevitable” and “AI skills will be a hot commodity on the job market,” but the reality is that universities are integrating AI for the exact same reasons other corporations are.
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kinda fucked up to buy a king or queen sized mattress on presidents day even if it’s on sale
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