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Dave McCulloch 🇺🇸

@dtmcculloch

I do stuff and things. You're welcome to disagree with me, but you're probably wrong. Big on AI, lifting, and common sense.

Joined March 2009
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Getting a lift in before @SEMASHOW
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My brain: “wow it must be close to 10pm. Time for bed.” Reality, the day after the DST change: it’s 730pm
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DEEZE NUTS
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beast mode: activated
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nothing beats coming home to your husband after being gone a week
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things I give negative fucks about: the direction of the toilet paper roll
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@DigitalFringed1Oct 30
Here's a few bathrooms in my house If it's done the other way, I'm burning the house down It's a huge pet peeve of mine
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Friday evening at 36,000 feet and heading home after a long week
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If you're going to dictate your entire conversation over text messages to your phone, just please call the person and put it on speakerphone so I can hear the other side of this conversation.
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he's talking to his girlfriend about her cramps. "ovaries" just entered the conversation as I put my scrambled eggs into my mouth.
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oh we are now on to girlfriend number 2
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RIP Patrick Stewart.
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I have a Grok Bot deleting my information off data brokers’ websites while I am in a airport rental rental car shuttle. What a time to be alive.
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It’s not. It’s CLT.
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@amandafortiniOct 26
What is the absolute worst airport in the country, and why is it LAX?!
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@ChrisRBarronOct 26
Look who I found @dtmcculloch
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DC, I am in you.
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Good night!
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what is happening
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Oh no. The fake X accounts have moved on to LinkedIn (which I never check).
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L’aviator
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