Tip 25% and you can basically spit in my mouth.
Forever FOH
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Found out all the tip money we made our restaurant from take out during lockdown isn't owed to us as we aren't technically servers during lockdown. So the thousands of dollars we made can be shared with us at their discretion.
Savage Male Server retweeted
Anyone else rip their mask off when they get in to the car like they’ve just finished a disappointing surgery on Grey’s Anatomy
New Manager: "We're high on hours this week so who wants to go home? I'm the labour police."
Me: "ACAB"
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Man and his wife walk up and sit at a dirty (like not even bussed) table. One of our hosts goes up "hey there, this table is reserved but I can see what's available."
"Yeah we have a reservation"
"Perfect, under what name?"
"Nevermind, we'll just go somewhere else"
LOL BYE
So our business is down 60% and we haven't closed yet. How was everyone else's weekend? #COVID19 #serverlife
"Hey guys, for two today?"
"Yeah, put us with a girl. Your hottest one."
Went on to be gross to their server (big surprise) so I took over the table and delivered their food with big gay energy.
Best part, they wrote a review and said their male server made them uncomfortable.
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A table with two little kids just left and one of the kids wrote "I wish I was at the olive garden" on her placemat and honestly MOOD. @olivegarden
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Lol stop telling us people need to stay in to stop a pandemic if your service industry workers don't even get sick days.
Guest: "You fire your chef? What's taking so long?"
Me: "We had one pass away last week, I'm sorry, we're doing our best."
G: "Maybe put that on the door so people know they won't get dinner on time."
M: "We're having a memorial plaque made currently."
G: "No excuse"
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"If I can hear your conversation, the customers can hear your conversation."
"Bish, that's the idea."
#spillthetea #bye #serverlife
Okay, if we offer 11 side dish options and none of them work for "something for our little guy to nibble on", then I offer you and your ugly baby an alternative dining experience: your fucking house.
Line cook got fired last week for drinking caesars while working and just called to ask what his schedule for next week is. Lolk
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As an industry we will never improve the health of our workplace until we learn to confront our guests, authoritatively, when they are wrong and hold them accountable. Prostrating ourselves for people undeserving of our generosity is the root of the anguish that tears us apart.
Savage Male Server retweeted
A RESTAURANT IS NOT A PLAYGROUND. YOUR KIDS’ ASSES ARE TO REMAIN SEATED WITH ALL ARMS IN LEGS IN THE BOOTH AT ALL TIMES
My restaurant has gone so off the rails that I came in for an open Sunday morning and the front door was ajar and never locked. #cantmakethisup
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Savage Male Server retweeted
When you dont tip your bartender. They communicate that with the other bartenders and then you dont get served until you are the last possible person to serve. #dearcustomer
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Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present your president. In addition to his...umm...shortcomings, he has demonstrated his incompetence, hatred of women and lack of self control on Twitter AGAIN! And perhaps a penchant for bestiality. Game on, Tiny.
“Federal Judge throws out Stormy Danials lawsuit versus Trump. Trump is entitled to full legal fees.” @FoxNews Great, now I can go after Horseface and her 3rd rate lawyer in the Great State of Texas. She will confirm the letter she signed! She knows nothing about me, a total con!