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“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”
-H S Thompson
They named it ‘Ken Jennings’
The world's whitest paint has been created in a lab at Purdue. Scientists say it's so white that it could eventually reduce the need for air conditioning.
desmoinesregister.com/story/…
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What did the farmer say when he found three holes in his field?
“Well, well, well…
…WHO THE PUT ALL THESE FUCKING HOLES HERE?!?”
Best Music Producer of all time?
(Reply for others)
27%Dr. Dre
27%Rick Rubin
33%Quincy Jones
13%Phil Spector
110 votes • Final resultsWell at least he named his band appropriately…
Megadeth lead singer and guitarist Dave Mustaine called out the widespread COVID “tyranny” during a concert last week and called for mass civil disobedience.
infowars.com/posts/megadeths…
I’ve moved so many times in the past 3 years that Amazon dot com sent a notice to the FBI about of how much ketchup and deodorant I buy
Angel: well, idk we got a bunch of this extra ear hair lying around. What should we do w it?
God *drunk*: I don’t care. Put it on a bunch of 40 year olds or something
Angel: but is that a good idea?
God: WAS THE FUCKEN PLATYPUS A GOOD IDEA?? JUST FUCKING DO IT!
