They must've heard @PeterAriz post game rant about Narduzzi LOL
BREAKING: NC State has fired head coach Dave Doeren, the school has announced.
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Lady at the ventanita called me "mi rey hermoso" as she handed me my cortadito
Uhhhh yeah today is gonna fuck
If you don't know how to efficiently and respectfully maneuver in the grocery store aisles, I'm judging your IQ (probably low)
Got my FSU homies only talking about FSU basketball in the group chat during rivalry week.
EMBARASSING
Best places to be if you want "perfect" weather, depending on the season:
Spring: Pacific Northwest
Fall: Northeast
Winter: Miami
Summer: Choose your fighter bc it's hot
Just made my coffee with yesterday's used grounds; forgot to put new grounds in
Noticed after I was just tasting cinnamon sugar milk in my mug
Looks like it's gonna be a great day (fuck)
Real ones know the OG "Who are you?" was by @ArianFoster1
(against the Phins of course, because duh)
We may have said it too loud @GhostOfAdamGase
dʌgo retweeted
I've been working on some of the craziest technology for months now.
By combining quantum computing, artificial superintelligence, and next-generation processing architecture, I'm finally releasing my whitepaper to the world.
OFFICIAL ROADMAP
Phase 1 — Research & Development
- Acquire white paper.
- Remove all unnecessary information.
- Achieve 0-token architecture.
- Successfully eliminate hallucinations.
Phase 2 — Quantum Computing
- Develop zero-ink technology.
- Achieve infinite blank-space scalability.
- Implement quantum-resistant paper technology.
- Patent our proprietary 0nm architecture.
Phase 3 — Artificial Superintelligence
- Train paper on absolutely nothing.
- Achieve zero computational errors.
- Reach 100% accuracy by generating no answers.
- Declare AGI achieved.
Phase 4 — Global Expansion
- Announce partnerships with major AI companies.
- Introduce double-sided processing.
- Release Whitepaper 2.0.
- It's two pieces of paper.
Phase 5 — The Singularity
- Paper becomes self-aware.
- Paper folds itself.
- Humanity is obsolete.
The future isn't written yet.
Literally.
