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Dan

@dwolfpack007
Joined March 2009
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@AfterDisaster “You know what else I liked about that movie? How smart the scientists were that they made Elon Musk look like a moron.” - @mikecarano #AD349
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@AfterDisaster Mike or Anderson: “In my life...” me:
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@AfterDisaster when the topic of strangers being racist comes up, and Mike starts to say “One time I was in a taxi in Vegas...”
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Had to find this again after listening this week. Still great
The After Disaster (@AfterDisaster) profile pictureThe After Disaster@AfterDisaster27 Mar 2020
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Behold. Our three dumbasses trying to drive three cars while connected by mic and headphone cords
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Unpopular opinion: iceberg lettuce is the best lettuce BECAUSE it’s nearly flavorless. I don’t eat leaves cause I love how bitter they are. Looking at you, arugula
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Either tell me you’re adding 👀 to it, smoothing it out, or bringing it within 15 feet so my intestines can stretch to it @AfterDisaster
The Independent (@Independent) profile pictureThe Independent
@Independent21 Oct 2020
Nasa to make major announcement about the moon independent.co.uk/life-style…
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Replying to @AfterDisaster
@AfterDisaster @TylerRuinsTV: “We can’t do this at one eighteen????” Me, looking at the run time of 1:41:27: oh, but you can
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Me, after the reveal: HOLY FUCK
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Me, listening at 1:39 into the Ep: what the hell, so much worse than I imagined
Been annoying my wife with my impression of Ty Ty's Trump impression all week. For Christmas, I'm giving her one day off @AfterDisaster teapaw.org/tylerruinstv/status/80…
The Only Tyler In America (@TylerRuinsTV) profile pictureThe Only Tyler In America@TylerRuinsTV4 Dec 2016
My son is ready to Make Breakfast Great Again. So long, Crooked Mommy.
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Still the best @vine ever made. teapaw.org/AndersonCowan/status/3…
Anderson Cowan (@AndersonCowan) profile pictureAnderson Cowan@AndersonCowan14 Jun 2013
This is real! vine.co/v/blLAK3IrBYn
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Can we please eliminate the phrase "without further ado" from the lexicon?
I just found a package on my deck. The UPS guy had to throw it over TWO railings, while on the third floor. #ups
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