@dying2post

oh well, that’s life

 Austin, TX
Joined August 2017
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Money Chat 😍
Andrew Kuo@earlboykins14h
If you don’t parlay Twitter into IRL friendship, it’s as empty as finishing a video game, even when you have a gazillion followers.
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ms rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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What is the deal with girls unmatching with you if you don’t message them right away
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Sulla
@spqr_sulla21h
You don’t need to worry about anything once you’ve reached the End of History. Everyone is just phoning it in because it doesn’t matter.
red schuy at night, sailor’s delight@pacific_zephyrOct 27
can someone explain to me why this is the official photo of the Swiss Federal Council
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Ty Evans had the best music taste of any of the big skate directors
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40 mins til Diet Coke time
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It’s easy to get a girl to go on a date but It’s not easy to get a gf
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Anyway, my health insurance company sent me an email with some tips for coping with loneliness so maybe there will be some good info there
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Couldn’t pay me to ride in a Tesla Robotaxi
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This has been said before but it’s funny how the exorbitant cost of all necessities just makes me want to spend more irresponsibly on frivolities. Just got rinsed at the grocery store for $200, fuck it add the guac.
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They simply will never understand
Will McKelvey
@Will_McKelveyOct 24
80% of headphone-users on the L train to Brooklyn are corded rather than AirPods. Why is this? AirPods are a superior product, no?
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My friend’s dog bit me wtf
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Trump: There are a couple of people right here that are handsome. That guy is handsome right there. They are all handsome to me
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This is permanently in my top 5 video clips of all time. Gets me every time
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I have this theory that Trump will show up in all time travel or alternate reality shows and movies. A while back I started watching Twin Peaks to test it and see if he would show up. Never fails
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I like to imagine all the f1 drivers sleep in race car beds
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The adventure hat stays on during sex
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I’m so glad my parents didn’t meet in this era. My pops said he pulled my mom by writing her a poem.. gang you would’ve been a photo dump cover😭✌️
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