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Dylan Knows

@dylanproco

The official Twitter of Dylan Knows Productions. producers of the web series Dylan Knows, The Comic Haul and The Assistant.

 Reisterstown, Maryland
Joined December 2014
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My annual #Oscars Picks youtube.com/live/dafGd4oFL7g…
Dylan Knows Episode 650 Oscar Dreams

Dylan Knows Episode 650 Oscar Dreams

Its Oscar Weekend time for my annual picks.Last year was 17-6

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Angry Staffer
@Angry_StafferNov 5
Strong contender for tweet of the year
Mr. Make It Happen (@SupportThaNawf) profile pictureMr. Make It Happen@SupportThaNawfNov 4
We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
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Happy Halloween! Tonight's party look. Trick-or-treat? 🍁🎃👻
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Mae Moxie™@realMaemoxieOct 28
#VoteBlue2026 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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I now have a son-in-law and I truly couldn't have asked for a better person for my Kara. My heart is full
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Daniel Richtman
@DanielRPKOct 2
That's insane for a re-release
ਜਤਿੰਦਰ ਸਿੰਘ (@Itsjat32) profile pictureਜਤਿੰਦਰ ਸਿੰਘ
@Itsjat32Oct 2
$109M worldwide running total for #AvengersEndgameEncore through THU, with $32M DOM & $77M INT. Overall cume: $2.909B. Just $15M* short of #Avatar to become the #1 movie of all time. ETA on that sometime next week, Sunday at the earliest. * = including missing grosses from India & Thailand, $5M short.
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Just remember in November!
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I watched all of this happen in real time, totally dumbfounded by the bizarre and stupid turn of events. People, a democracy doesn’t work if its citizenry is willfully ignorant and uninformed.
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Bill Madden
@maddenificoSep 24
Netanyahu and Trump: hands down, the two most loathed criminals in the world. Both belong in The Hague.
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James Tate
@JamesTate121Sep 24
Mike Rogers gets a reality check.
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seanmack
@seanmack1025Sep 19
Thank you
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We should never let them forget!
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Alex Cole
@acnewsiticsSep 11
Grandpa is cooked.
Jamie Bonkiewicz (@JamieBonkiewicz) profile pictureJamie Bonkiewicz
@JamieBonkiewiczSep 11
You can’t spend years calling him “Sleepy Joe” and then pass the fuck out at work every day.
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The GOP needs to explain why two Epstein survivors were kicked out of their mid-term convention.
Marijke Chartouni (@pinkPeptobismol) profile pictureMarijke Chartouni
@pinkPeptobismolSep 11
We are Epstein Survivors. We were kicked out of the Republican Midterm Convention.
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A DOG~@StillADogSep 12
When is enough enough ??
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Candidly Tiff
@tify330Sep 12
Young people in Texas better chant their way to the ballot box and vote for Democrats to take back the House and Senate. Also, fuck Ted Cruz.
FactPost (@factpostnews) profile pictureFactPost
@factpostnewsSep 12
Ted Cruz interrupted during ESPN appearance by fired-up crowd chanting, "TED, YOU SUCK!"
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CjMtheIrish🍀
@CjMfdtSep 12
JD Vance “With the browning of America we’ve become dirtier” 😳😳😳
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Deb L is Blue!!@ALANFAN44Sep 11
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I can’t believe AOC and Mamdani had the fucking audacity to smile at the 9/11 memorial.
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Andrea Junker
@StrandjunkerSep 11
President Obama killed al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden. Donald Trump invited the Taliban to hang out at Camp David on 9/11, freed 5,000 of their elite fighters from prison, and tried to kill Mike Pence. We should never forget that.
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The_Real_Fly
@The_Real_FlySep 12
JD Vance says the $5,000 checks are not for everyone and will depend on future tariff income None of you bitches are getting them
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