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A poor man’s Jeff Goldblum. All opinions are mine and not my employers. 🦁 he/him

 Greeley CO
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unklesteve@happyunklesteve8 Nov 2022
Had some great talks today with @bobbyhundreds @BenHundreds @dylanreed and @_jeffnicholas_ and you know what? The future will be fine. 🤘
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NIGHTMARE ON FILM STREET@NOFSpodcast30 Oct 2022
well, now we know how fun-size candy bars are made 😂
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V 🦋@atomic_victoria26 Oct 2022
This Adderall shortage is going to kill people, but I guess we didn't care enough about the formula shortage, so… 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Alan Carroll
@alancarroII24 Oct 2022
“Your honor, my client trades digital collectibles, not NFTs”
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BROADSIDE ☠️@Broadside203721 Oct 2022
First one’s free kid… More on what that means shortly… ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
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Jared Polis@PolisForCO21 Oct 2022
Let’s move Colorado forward. Not backward.
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Shelves@Shelveswtf21 Oct 2022
Who wants a Pixel Vincent pin? First 10 @Shelveswtf holders to DM us with a mailing address will get one shipped to them!
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Micah Baldwin
@micah21 Oct 2022
If you aren't listening to the new Taylor Swift today are you really in tech?
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chantzy@chantz_y21 Oct 2022
"The risk of long Covid conditions seems to increase with each infection. So it is not benign." Dr. Soumya Swaminathan, chief scientist at @WHO, October 2022
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Zachary Rubin, MD@rubin_allergy21 Oct 2022
To my knowledge, there is NO substantial evidence that masking/physical distancing is causing the current surge in respiratory illnesses in young kids. Masks do not suppress immune systems. Do you know what can cause immune dysfunction? COVID-19
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Erica Jordan@TheNYCFilmChick17 Oct 2022
Slowly approaching “Let’s circle back top of next year” season.
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Higgybaby@TheHiggybaby11 Oct 2022
PARENTS, please check your kids candy this Halloween. I just found the One Ring forged in secret in the fires of Mount Doom, which the Dark Lord Sauron poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life.
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Catherynne M. Valente
@catvalente11 Oct 2022
Hey remember when I told you guys years and years ago Elon Musk wasn’t anyone’s savior, certainly not Tony Stark unless we’re counting pre-Iron Man horrorshow and was, in fact, kind of the worst? And y’all boo’d me at a con? So…yeah. About that!
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Susie Dent
@susie_dent11 Oct 2022
Word of the day is another old favourite. A 'mumpsimus' (16th century) is someone who insists that they are right, despite clear evidence that they are not.
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Kendra@kendrawcandraw11 Oct 2022
No more emails. If you want something from me you must approach me slowly and calmly with a piece of apple or carrot in your palm with your fingers flat and extended so I do not bite them
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David Hobby@strobist10 Oct 2022
360-degree action cams finally finding a valid use case
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Alan Carroll
@alancarroII6 Oct 2022
This is a very serious matter
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T. Ryan Gregory 🇨🇦@TRyanGregory29 Sep 2022
Fearmongering is not the point at all. It's healthmongering.
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Ran Neuner
@cryptomanran29 Sep 2022
BREAKING: $META just announced that US users can connect their crypto wallets to their platforms to use NFT/Digital collectibles. Also, if you connect your wallet they literally link your anonymous wallet to an identity (KYC) and get your entire crypto transaction history.
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Jared Polis@PolisForCO28 Sep 2022
We don’t need a Governor who is beholden to yesterday’s MAGA ideology. We need one who will put Colorado first. I will always do what’s right for Colorado.
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