The smartest idiot you know; functionally illiterate. There will be typos. My opinions come from the nether. Long live🎈 Feb 4, 2023 对不起我的中文很不及格,终究我還是笨笨一号 :)

under civic center un plaza
Joined May 2021
in case anyone ever doubts that I'm not American
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I hope you're all able to experience what it's like to be stared at like this at least once in your life
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Unfortunately “me when I pull the door handle and it shatters” is incredible
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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counterpoint:
I just want to reiterate how good the iPhone Duo’s display is for reading. This is the anti-brain rot phone.
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I just realised there's a setting that does this perfectly and I've talked about it many times lol Go watch "Legend of the Galactic Heroes"
The VSA in Killzone shadow fall are the only sci-fi Army that came reasonably close to breaking this stereotype. But they made the classic mistake of thinking goggles + helmets (and some blue lenses and led lights) are as cool as fully enclosed helmets with gas masks.
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Now that Taylor Waddell has earned his PhD in Mechanical Engineering from UC Berkeley, he is rapidly working toward his doctorate in the field of BART-themed Halloween costume studies. We are ready to bestow a diploma on this postdoc, posthaste.
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just found a pilates studio that does cat socialization and adoption and look at their class schedule i'm crying
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booking a fancy dinner and got absolutely knocked on my ass by this first option for a "special occasion"
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Imagine me telling you last year that GoAhead and eMudhra were using the same private key, with no further information. All sorts of scenarios might spin in your head, but never in a million years would you guess the real one.
Announcing 3 Critical vulns for hundreds of millions of IoT, Firewalls, OT, and Military devices including: Palo Alto Networks, Comcast, D-Link, HP, Canon, Honeywell, GE, Oracle, Siemens, Rockwell, Digi, Lockheed Martin, Boeing... The vulns are with GoAhead Web Server which is a backend library used by these devices. There's a patch available from GoAhead but that doesn't mean there's a patch available for the devices yet -- that's up to the manufacturer. - TLS traffic over DHE ciphers have a 1-byte secret, "04", meaning anyone can decrypt connections to these devices and steal login credentials and session tokens if the client negotiated with DHE ciphers like the latest TLS_DHE_RSA_WITH_CHACHA20_POLY1305_SHA256, which is extremely likely. - LibreSSL mTLS has been completely bypassed, meaning anyone can connect over mTLS. If you have one of these devices listening on the internet and are expecting mTLS to protect it from attackers, take it offline or patch asap. - OpenSSL Certificate Revocation Lists (CRLs) are not enforced, meaning if a user device is stolen or compromised, and you revoke that mTLS cert, nothing actually happens. There are a lot of other attacks this can be used for. These are critical because these types of devices run our world. Water systems, electricity, military, firewalls, critical infrastructure. foxio.io/blog/choose-your-ba…
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"Oh nice another Malfoid fan- THE US DEPARMENT OF EDUCATION?!"
There’s Magic in Learning! 🪄
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first date: we do bar trivia together :) second date: nyt crossword third date: all souls exam fourth date: gaokao fifth date: eight-legged essay portion of the ming dynasty imperial civil service examination
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Our needle in a haystack game has been cloned so many times we made a new game mode find the original game
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too late, i have already depicted myself as 6 orderly barn owls and you as 4 shambolic kestrels
Its the poorest year for owls this year, due to lack of food, and I have ringed only a hundred of each of Barn Owls and Kestrels. So a big surprise on the Humber Bank to find 6 Barn Owl and 4 Kestrel chicks in the same nestbox ...and with uneaten prey items too!
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All-timer wildlife conservation image. Really doesn’t get better than this.
Its the poorest year for owls this year, due to lack of food, and I have ringed only a hundred of each of Barn Owls and Kestrels. So a big surprise on the Humber Bank to find 6 Barn Owl and 4 Kestrel chicks in the same nestbox ...and with uneaten prey items too!
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"cats use their whiskers to tell if a gap is too tight to squeeze through" okay bro
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The humble mold spore:
new cat acquired he looks like a cotton ball with a head
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대만도 할로윈에 진심이군요 밤에보면 이거 너무 무서울꺼같은데 ㄷㄷ
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Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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The hair follicles in shampoo commercials:
This is the craziest jacket I’ve seen.
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