I hired the most vicious, Bloomberg-appointed Marshal with the highest number of civil complaints filed against him. One complaint remarks his “brazen and intentional violation of his duties as a New York City marshal” and “reckless disregard of statutes limiting his authority.”
Instead of buying a white noise machine you can save money by stuffing your garbage disposal with silverware and turning it on. Let it run through the night while you're sleeping. You won't be able to hear any of those minor nuisances from outside. I've been doing this for years
The question is always more important than the answer for the question offers greater insight. The question offers insight into what is important to us; insight into what we deem worthy and deserving of answers; insight into who we are and what we are. And what we are is stupid
Philosophy is less a subject and more of an event that occurs under specific conditions at a very specific time. Each time it appears, it determines the question-worthiness of the questions it asks. We have determined shitty questions are worthy, like "What is consciousness?"
People are cunning at deceiving themselves and invent the most brilliant, sophisticated ways to throw themselves off of course, thus preventing themselves from producing anything brilliant or sophisticated. They're geniuses in their own respect, and they go nowhere in their lives









