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@e_munson

god's oopsiest daisy, now with one ACL • 4x26.2 & 3 WMM stars • mets fan living in DC, caps fan born in NY

Joined April 2009
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The only person that can solve the FAA shutdown
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“Who is Josh Groban?! KILL YOURSELF!” is absolutely one of the best comedic line deliveries of all time and I think about it at least once a week.
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Any media organization that says the D.C. shooting today was "near the White House" is engaging in absurd and awful click bait. The shooting happened at 15th and P St. N.W. - a mile north of the White House. It's a residential area - Logan Circle. Good grief.
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we can just keep saying outlook is down when they try to get it back up. we don’t have to keep doing this. we can all be free.
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NO MORE LAUNDRY I QUIT CLOTHES I WILL BE NAKED FROM NOW ON
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did the ref just pull an apple out of his inventory?
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Does anyone know why that one part of Penn Station is always filled with girls rehearsing kpop dances? Am I hallucinating this?
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undiagnosing myself #ImNormal
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me waiting for people to stop commenting on my random hit tweet
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Blue wave so big the Knicks won a house seat
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CNN projects Kristina Knickerbocker will defeat Mike Turner
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I would swap every single data center for like 2 Joanne Fabrics and a Toys R Us.
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New flowchart
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they just called florida for gore
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me trying to figure out if I’m about to throw up or not
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Voted in DC where the most contentious thing on the ballot is a ban on foie gras
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Midterms is such a good day for Look At Phone
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LIVE traffic feed on I-95 in New Jersey MILLIONS of Dems are traveling from NYC to Texas to vote for James Talarico in a STUNNING display of democracy & solidarity 🇺🇸
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why is it that color
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@per_asp3raNov 2
AMA
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(It’s mile 7.)
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i love halloweekend #DrinkingOnPrescriptionMedications
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