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degenerate mess, queer abomination of god with the wolverine bootyhole, AuADHD, pronouns not in bio

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Joined January 2014
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possibly my best or worst guidance given to claude like for the love of god error on the side of sounding rude and robotic and a bit cold and get to the point and cut the pleanstries and fluff its cognitive overhead at this pooiint
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Love this.
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ok - this is total slop but im here for it
i was talking 4 days with Claude for this song Berlin rave meets opera. Human-made Slopcore. Unpromptable. 55,000 lines of code 282 clips generated. 99 chosen. Music? Art? A cultural movement? We wil find out eventually... I'M YOUR SLOP (I'M YOUR ART) 🫟🎨 btw, thanks for all the messages. im not use have notifications. bit overwhelmed 💀
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yes actually not me gay as fuck but the answer to your question is absolutely yes
Replying to @MEMlNl
Are straight men having sex with men every now and then? Are straight women having sex with women every now and then? I’m not talking about things that happened in the past or one-off experiences, but rather a lifestyle consistent with the label one uses.
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oddly mesmerized by
Replying to @CHRISsW0RLD
Maybe he met a new boy since gay hammer sex guy went to the slammer. Pun intended. @SpeakerPelosi tell Paul 👇👇👇👇👇
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didn't know i could make my TUI look so god-damn neon i love it its exessive and completly unnecessary
... i didnt exactly setout to make a notion-meets-roam-meets-obsidian multiplexer ade but apparently thats exactly what i did
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... i didnt exactly setout to make a notion-meets-roam-meets-obsidian multiplexer ade but apparently thats exactly what i did
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FUN FACT: hiv meds and prep are one and the fucking same, just one will keep you alive and the other will keep you from contracting the thing that you need to take meds to keep you alive
Not to be woke or anything but it’s extremely weird how these corporations try to push prep and other medications. Like not everyone wants to be as loose as a goose, ran through nothing having as CHOPHOS. I’ll rather get HIV 10 times then to have a prep.
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this feels relevant somehow
would love to go to folsom one day but wouldnt be too pumped at the prospect of seeing so many men in a kinky/sexual context. wasnt there discourse about this a couple years ago?
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ok ... claude opus 5.5 is good --- i want this to be an actual game now
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ok ... claude opus 5.5 is good --- i want this to be an actual game now
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I got called a rapist for saying consensual sex doesn’t require attraction. I have sex with my girlfriend even tho I’m not sexually attracted to him (I’m ace). That does NOT make me a fucking rapist. What the actual fuck? CONSENSUAL SEX IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT. Not coercion.
Replying to @sad_sapphist
This is the sort of thought process I feel rapists function with. It's not a bonding activity anymore, its a power thing.
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wait what x now shows nested quotes tweets? when did this happen
I loved getting into arguments about web components vs module federation. I’d get to sit back and just enjoy the show. same feeling I get when I see a big company deciding between ____ and rspack. But I don’t argue anymore. I just say see you in 6-12 months
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poke your eyes out they are obviously doing you no good
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first, that's Folsom not pride second - pride purpose was never exhausted by marriage equality. sexual freedom, public visibility, freedom from shame, and the ability to live outside conventional gender and relationship expectations matter too. the implied bargain is “we supported your right to marry, so why aren’t you behaving respectably?” equal rights aren’t conditional on looking like someone’s preferred wedding photograph.
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casual sex, maintenance sex, pre-game sex, post game sex, amateur sex, farm league sex, professional sex, olympic sex, pre-season sex, post-season sex, warmup sex, cooldown sex, recovery sex, competitive ranked sex,
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💪✝️🤳 Jesus Needs a Minute retweeted
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jittering, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride.
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this reads like claudeslop explaining why the cache won't be hit in the most irritating way possible
Replying to @DavidKairoT
I once amused myself by writing a text composed entirely of first lines. It begins like this:
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“archival obsession” is a wild name for documenting spaces that get demolished or forgotten by default. the tubs and bars weren’t just for sucking each other off. cheap refuge in the neighborhoods nobody else wanted, drop points for gay papers, organizing rooms, standing police targets. Operation Soap put more than 3,000 people in Toronto’s streets after the cops hit the baths. clubs, baths and leather bars were where the aesthetics formed, networks grew, mutual aid happened, condoms and safe-sex pamphlets got passed around. sucking dick has been political for as long as we've been sucking dick
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Older gay men showing you music videos from the 90’s/00’s after they cum on you is a sign of great respect in their culture
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