Grand Forks, ND
Joined January 2012
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People who break the ice with “Well what do you know” think it’s such a sick line, I mean just sooo sick
I really think it’s just time you go ahead and sign an executive order to put overpasses at all major intersections, I’m just done with streetlights @biden
I gotta take my anger out on someone and I’m afraid it’s you @PeteButtigieg but how is it 2023 and streetlights are bringing 50 cars to a stop for 0 cars, smells like conspiracy with oil companies to me
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New Years resolution was to stop making New Years resolutions to drink more water and floss, never gonna happen youtu.be/Wtp2eMxhdug
Was always curious about that non-nutritive cereal varnish, would have loved to get a peek at Clark’s brief summary report #exteriorillumination
Anyone else do a thorough sweep of your home while wielding a non-battle ready samurai sword after watching a scary movie or is it just me, like I’m talking closets, sheds, inside the dryer the whole 9 #barbarian
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Don’t know what you’re all talking about with a Brendan Fraser “comeback”. We’ve all been watching The Mummy twice a year since 99. The king never left.
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Me when I saw King Viserys walking with that little girl. #HouseoftheDragon #HOTD
It should be a law for people driving mopeds to have a big smile at all times. Feel like it’s a a good move for a more happy and healthy world
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when Bill Belichick finds out that a 2nd string senior WR from Murray State is still on the board in the 6th round
