Pre-save my new EP "what we dream in the moonlight" on Spotify: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/ro… (powered by @distrokid) A quieter, night time listen in a stirred up world.

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A roadmap to end a rail strike. Are they trying to tell us something.

Who said your digital footprint lasts forever. Work on line by my good friend who died a year ago is slowly vanishing.

My small #Kafka Landline down - phone BT on mobile. BT check mobile - smugly 'no fault found' - I scream - they text thank you for calling BT. I give up. No human hand was involved in this transaction. Praise be the algorithm.

Gone is the glove puppet to her insistence...now what? #Gov

I think it's all over. I've just thrown away my 'practical guide to cavity trays. #EndofDays

Not exactly up there with inventing CFCs or adding lead to petrol but the person who who invented the rubber coating applied to all electronic goods for the last 20 years which are now a sticky mess should be vilified. #RubberCoating #StickyCamera #StickyStuff

#DecodingBoris we can hear the drumming hooves of the cavalry coming over the brow of the hill. - half a mile up the road there’s a hidden cave.

#HardOfHearing nice to see Beyoncé using her time in lockdown to produce a vaccine

#DecodingBoris bursting with antibodies. - I am the Alien.

#DecodingBoris fit as a butchers dog - full of tripe.

Chimes with the lemming in chief.

Check out my new single "She Is the Artist (She Says She Is)" distributed by @DistroKid and live on Apple Music! music.apple.com/us/album/she…

I understand you was involved in a car accident that wasn't your fault. I was, you were. Fairly simple you unsolicited wangle flange...and why are they all the same?