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devon

@earth2devon

writer, diva, pisces

 Manhattan, NY
Joined April 2022
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spending $264 on tequila sodas and uber in one night
Luca (@lucawya) profile pictureLuca
@lucawya24 May 2025
If you’re 25+ and unmarried, wtf are you doing?
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we are giving Dave Portnoy bottom surgery
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MR ELECTRIC SEND HIM TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE AND HAVE HIM EXPELLED!!!
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should i get my boobs done again so i can get more top surgery? #woke3
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no cis people in sports starting tomorrow
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Dennis (@D3nnis__3) profile picture
Dennis@D3nnis__322h
The Ballroom will be a Planned Parenthood.
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if texas turns blue i will give modern dating another try
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WOKE 3 WE ARE BRINGING CHARLIE KIRK BACK TO LIFE JUST TO DO IT AGAIN
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to all the people who shamed me for being politically correct and called me "the woker" who's laughing now??? why so queerious???
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noah kulwin@nkulwNov 4
We are going to deep fry RFK jr in beef tallow at a tailgate for the Washington Vaccines
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This is for Bojangles! For cookout! For Cheerwine, Pepsi, and Texas Pete!!!
Political Polls (@PpollingNumbers) profile picturePolitical Polls
@PpollingNumbersNov 3
New - Senate projection - Polymarket 🔵 North Carolina - 93% (Flip) 🔵 Michigan - 80% 🔵 Texas - 74% (Flip) 🔵 Maine - 73% (Flip) 🔵 Alaska - 70% (Flip) 🔵 Ohio - 72% (Flip) 🔵 Kansas - 64% (Flip) 🔵 Iowa - 54% (Flip)
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@lildorothy_Nov 2
(me as a sommelier) so basically this wine fucking rules
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jár@jarodzszNov 1
hasidic brooklyn is not gagging for tate mcrae
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halloween is so fun wdym bat girl hooked up with dolly parton
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throwback to this tweet that was a *joke* that got me death threats... happy halloween
devon (@earth2devon) profile picturedevon@earth2devon26 Oct 2024
last night someone asked if i was ruth bader ginsburg.... open the schools
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still one of the funniest videos i’ve seen in my life lol
Hoops (@Hoopss) profile pictureHoops
@HoopssOct 30
When they scared LaMelo with a clown for Halloween 😭
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mik@bratzcokedenOct 30
omfg i guess when you know you don't fucking know😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCraveOct 30
Jack Antonoff and Margaret Qualley have filed for divorce, PEOPLE reports.
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you're not finding the love of your life this weekend btw (this is a message to myself)
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damn so crazy we lost the word "hunty" from the lexicon after woke 1
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give it up for why did he do that to me wednesday
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yeah i have a gambling addiction. i can’t stop betting on myself
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