A girl in a sports bar asks Clavicular what he does with his day, and he answers with the most culturally relevant movement of all time 😭
"I saw a generation of young men struggling, and I gave them the answer."
Then: "Try it."
Her whole reply is "Ok."
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Clavicular offers to go kill a guy for bumping his friend's shoulder on a sidewalk, then has to ask which guy 😭
"Which one?"
They are standing on a street full of people.
"Nah, it's fine, dude. Just make him apologize."
Clavicular kisses a girl in a red bikini in a restaurant while her best friend watches the stream and asks what the hell she is doing 😳
Clavicular turned a yacht party into a shirtless dance audition with a blonde… 😭🔥
"Come on, babe. Give me your best dance move."
She told Clavicular the date was boring and she wanted to leave, then said yes to his crazy plan before he even explained it
"I'll come to watch"
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Clavicular stops kissing a girl to tell her they can do the rest later, because it is pull-up time 😭
Clavicular spends twenty seconds on why her outfit is not good enough, then the next cut he calls a stranger's lovely 😭
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On Clavicular's yacht, a man asks a girl to sleep with him right now, and her whole answer is one word: what 😭
He apologizes immediately.
"I asked the wrong question. I'm sorry."
A minute later, another girl tells him to just kiss her instead."
That was a mercy, chat."
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Offset's security tells Clavicular to get out of the section twice in the first eight seconds of a forty-eight second clip 😭
By second twenty-four he is thanking them for coming to his club.
"What's your club?"
That is the man who just told him to leave.
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The compatibility meter on Clavicular's speed date climbs to 85 percent while he tells a porn actress he only wants two things from her 😭
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Clavicular grabbed a girl he’d just met by the JAW in the middle of the club, and instead of pulling away she leaned in closer 😳
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The only words in Clavicular's clip are thank you, three times, and the last one comes while he is still shirtless holding a suit he never puts on 😭
At that very moment, Lily was obsessed with Clav.
Clavicular started LAUGHING in a guy’s face after his girlfriend started dancing with him 😳
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Clavicular explains on the boat that sleeping with multiple people ruins your ability to settle down, then asks her if she has found anyone to sleep with 😳
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A girl came back to the clinic to see her results, and the nurse had TWO before photos ready for her 😳
“Before… and WAY before.”
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Not one frame of this clip shows where Clavicular's hand is, and the microphone does not leave a single doubt about what he is describing 😏
In Clavicular's clip the appointment happens in a plastic surgeon's office, implant sizers on a tray, a mirror against the wall, and the problem that takes up the most air is her hair 😭
"I'm not sure if I wanna get implants."
"My hair don't go with my boobs."
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Clavicular thought a mom was walking him over to meet her daughters until she started competing with them for his attention instead 😭
"You look so f*cking hot tonight…"
