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Joined November 2023
Microservices are for people that pretend to provide shareholder value in scoping meetings
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It is interesting how willing certain factions are to brainwashing children then hiding behind them as soldiers
BREAKING: Massive clashes in central Paris between riot police and an alliance between high school rioters and far-left Antifa extremists
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human: "god, why did you do that to integer multiplication?" god: "do what?" human: "nlogn. didn't you craft math to be elegant? beautiful?" god: 'the fuck's a log?"
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I think we should do this because it would be really, really funny.
JUST IN: 🇮🇳 India formally bids to host the 2036 Olympics.
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My wife is drinking tall cans again, please send help
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The irony of these "loopholes" is that they are very easy to close Just one CRAZY trick SELECT voter_id, COUNT(DISTINCT address) AS address_count FROM voters.addresses GROUP BY voter_id HAVING COUNT(DISTINCT address) > 1 ORDER BY address_count DESC;
The voting system in California is so comically insecure that a Pakistani was elected to city council in part by registering people who *lived in Pakistan* And this was only discovered incidentally because of an unrelated illegal gambling investigation
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State officials are terrified of SQL queries so they route you through business words and opaque jargon
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rt 🔒
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Artists now have a reason to make art - being tortured and undersubsidized America now has a pathway to getting more engineers to reindustrialize Both sectors will benefit from this, and the taxpayer will also
Trump moves to ban student loans for useless liberal arts degrees. Follow: @AFpost
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"sex positivity" is a zombie reaction against sexual mores that haven't actually existed since the 19th century that continues to be perpetuated by children, adults who never got past adolescent hangups, and people who make money selling sex it is not a serious evaluation of what sex is or what it means so much as a thought terminating cliche deployed to excuse misbehavior
but im not sex negative im just aggressively anti sex positive (married with children)
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You may not realize it yet, but the Mad Max era has already begun...
URGENTE | Decenas de camiones cisternas con gasolina cruzan de Siria a Irak para aliviar la crisis de combustible tras el bloqueo iraní en Ormuz.
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This is facetious, right?
Former President Obama says the federal government is less corrupt than at virtually any point in US history, per Axios
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America is a Soviet state-run economy and all the data is fake.
I don't trust any public statistics. Think about how it was in 2007. All of the housing economic data was fake, but nobody had realized it yet. That's where America is at. There are no jobs, and the cities are full of foreigners. Whatever the official employment data and migration data is, I have no idea what the real numbers are. But I can tell I'm being lied to.
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It doesn't even have to be perfect It just has to be good enough at simple usecases Cheap enough to scale up And never sleep
『造船所で溶接や検査を行う四足歩行ロボット』 足元に電磁永久磁石を採用し、垂直な壁面や曲面状の鋼構造物上の移動が可能。 lnkd.in/gtdePAqF #quadrupedal #robot #PhysicalAI #welding #inspection #shipyard #magnet #EPM #DidenSpider #DidenRobotics
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That's like a Marshall Plan but for fraudsters. How much of overseas GDP is waste/abuse of the American Taxpayer?
Did I just hear the WH press briefing question correctly? $2.7 TRILLION in improper Medicare/Medicaid payments to people overseas who weren’t entitled to the benefit? This cannot be real. The entire national debt is ~$36T, and you’re telling me that you sent checks for $2.7T to people overseas?? I am telling you right now, by the time we’re done with these audits, we will find at least $36T worth of waste, fraud and abuse. The entire national debt is waste, fraud and abuse.
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The national debt is an index of fraud.
Did I just hear the WH press briefing question correctly? $2.7 TRILLION in improper Medicare/Medicaid payments to people overseas who weren’t entitled to the benefit? This cannot be real. The entire national debt is ~$36T, and you’re telling me that you sent checks for $2.7T to people overseas?? I am telling you right now, by the time we’re done with these audits, we will find at least $36T worth of waste, fraud and abuse. The entire national debt is waste, fraud and abuse.
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Heaven banning yourself is sometimes necessary, but quite sad Consumerism will extend to heavenbanned "frozen" MMORPGs as tokenomics approach low cost. Playing a frozen WoW WOTLK expansion on the patch of your choosing, with bots galore. Just don't look too long in the mirror when you get up to pee between boss fights, it might make you fucking depressed.
The final frontier of consumerism has arrived in South Korea.
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Credit cards… now you insert instead of swipe…. What’s the implication here?
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I am a flesh automata whose purpose is consumption
We can measure what part of the shelf gets customer attention without any additional hardware. Just your normal CCTV cameras and a digital twin made with the phone in your pocket. @CactusXR will absolutely revolutionize how well stores can do their merchandising.
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I, uh ...what a fascinating way of viewing things
This op-ed can’t be real: “Students on University of California campuses may struggle with basic math, but they are graduating at record rates.” “What has made the University of California exceptional is its commitment to increase access without sacrificing excellence.”
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