https://xitter.cf/t.co/Ad1jzN5Roh ‘How many dates does it take to find ‘the one’? Danny thinks it’s 26. And it just so happens there are 26 letters in the alphabet

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Danny’s not really an Alpha Male. But he does have an idea. How many dates would it take to find ‘The One’? Danny thinks it’s 26 And it just so happens there are 26 letters in the alphabet. ‘Alpha Male’ - link below 🦋 ebay.us/m/q75UTX goodreads.com/book/show/2415…
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The hospital gave Emi Martinez a massive dressing down after breaking his jaw against Everton??? Sorry. Dressing gown. As you were
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Martin O’Wheel
You'll be able to create a manager who uses a wheelchair in Football Manager 27! 🙌
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PIP Guardiola
You'll be able to create a manager who uses a wheelchair in Football Manager 27! 🙌
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Could have been awkward…
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'I've put my phone on Airplane mode' 'Airplane mode? What is it?' 'It disables wireless connection but that's not important right now'
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Looking forward to watching Steve McManaman in the new series of Peaky Blinders
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Rhyl Bill
Welsh player pulls a samurai sword from down the back of his jersey and slashes into opposition players, killing 4 and seriously injuring 3 others, including the ref. Welsh ninja is immediately arrested and taken to jail. Jonathan Davies: ‘well that’s a bit harsh’ #FRAvWAL
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Botman. What the fuck was that?!
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Man City are that worried about money they’ve taken all the lights out of the dressing room You’ve got to feel for the players
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Thought that was Billy Moore
Just when you think you've seen it all on the Manchester City case
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That serious, solemn and somber tone of voice Micah Richards uses when he reflects on something serious, solemn or sombre is going to be even more serious, solemn and sombre when he talks about these 115 charges
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The Argentinian PM looks like Stephen Graham is about to appear in the new Freddie Starr biopic
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Grand Designs on at 9pm. It’s the one where someone has problems with a house then there’s not as many problems with the house but still some problems with the house
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When you’ve got training in the morning and winding up Uncle Phil and Aunt Viv in the afternoon
🚨🇹🇷 Jerome Boateng has agreed to sign at Trabzonspor as new assistant coach, deal done.
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Imagine the amount of goals Erling Haaland will score against Slough, Reading, Aldershot, Bracknell, Didcot, Yateley, Winnersh, Taplow etc
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Top 3 Fruit Pop stars Jason Orange Fiona Apple Melon Kim
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Didn’t Tore Me Anus sing ‘Cornflake Girl’
🚨 Real Madrid confirm Fede Valverde has been diagnosed with a grade 3 anal tear The Uruguayan midfielder will be out for two weeks
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The WWF changies when the Giant takes his leotard off
Goal - ANDRES Assist - GROSS Brighton 3-0 Arsenal (57 mins) #FPL #BHAARS
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Don’t know if anyone’s mentioned that goal the other night but if Szoboszlai scored that playing headers and volleys on Walton Park Astro, he’s going in goal
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