HAIL TO THE KING, BABY GLORY TO THE GOLDEN HORDE

the 5 minute queue before a deadlocked ranked game

actual honest to god player i had on my team in phantom

Ohhh im the only tank in the team? Haha… awkward! 😬 😬😬 time to swap to infernus in the last 2 seconds! Also swap lanes with me in 0.2 seconds or I WILL throw your game! 😝😝😝

construct pussy got me acting strange, netwatch asked me who caused the city blackout I said the blackwall

ascendant i am almost inside you

Warden upscale

hopping on this, picked my 4 most played that i enjoy most what does it say about me

kelvin players are actually sub sentient why are you 30k down buying infuser and escalating exposure to do nothing the entire game

every Abrams player thinks they can win a fight by going “berserker mode”

2 weeks and 40 games later i am finally phantom 5. This rank is a hellscape where macro doesnt exist

How come when Victor does nude modelling its all "oh hes so cool he looks better without pants" but when I do it its all "how did you get in here" and "this is a pottery class" or "get the fuck out". Its not fair .

Violet players on Day 2 of her release:

it come with knockdown

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get me out of this godforsaken hellhole that is phantom

How it feels to play deadlock in phantom (everyone is 40%wr)

I understand deadman danny on a spiritual level, because I too would let mcginnis test whatever the hell she wants on me

How it feels to play Deadman Danny

lovelock mod made me blow a hole through the front of my pants call that an arcane surge