pajama sam

I want to be a batkeeper... like a beekeeper but with bats. I'm awake at night and I think they need me

wowee

I am under a lot of stress 🙃

Ok but if u don't think about the earth every day wyd

Pasta : good Clothes that feel like pajama but aren't immediately recognizable as pajama : also good

composting myself for earth day

I love to sleep and hydrate

if i am not in a dark or softly lit space by 10 pm each night something is probably wrong

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IT'S ALL ABOUT

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I bought 12 tiny gf cupcakes at Trader Joe's today and they are going to be gone by the end of the night

extremely proud to have positioned this pun so prominently ngl here's to hoping the department thinks it's as great as i think it is

Foolish scared bird

always smells like a frying pan of veggies

i want 2 eat a whole pizza and also scream

I do not always know what I am talking about 😔

It's happy April fool an d please do not

I am socially anxious please do not have

I wanna go 2 gigs again

Plastic is so bad