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Eephus Curve

@eephusasher

On indefinite hiatus from this site. Find me on the blue. Handle (at)skydome.

 Toronto, Ontario
Joined October 2015
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Maybe you just can't experience joy.
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Popping in to share some sad news: We said goodbye to Red, our perfect dog, today. A few of you who got to know him are still here, and know that he was the sweetest boy ever.
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Hey friends. I'm basically done with this site. Can't prop up a white supremacist fascist fanboy anymore. I won't be deleting my account (my livejournal is still technically up and running), but will be doing my thing on the other site. Handle @ skydome. Hope to see you there. ✌️
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pre-mortem: i disagree with like 90% of what the dems have done, but im also skeptical of all the "would have won if they did x" takes. fascism has a pretty high floor in this country and i think inflation (which is essentially a covid phenomenon) is crazy politically toxic
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This is not something you should have needed to “realize”
The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) profile pictureThe Lincoln Project
@ProjectLincoln4 Nov 2024
What moment made you realize Trump is unfit for office? Tell us.
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If you vote in a gymnasium they should let you hoop while you wait!!!
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Someone once said, “If you get on the wrong train, be sure to get off at the first stop. The longer you stay on, the more expensive the return trip will be.” They weren’t talking about trains.
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So great that 30 years later, this quote has lost any meagre shred of irony.
Criminalsimpsons (@Criminalsimpson) profile pictureCriminalsimpsons
@Criminalsimpson4 Nov 2024
I am looking forward to an orderly election tomorrow which will eliminate the need for a violent bloodbath.
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Ok so we don’t need to be watching for flights. They will not be in the running.
Damon (@Damon98_) profile pictureDamon
@Damon98_4 Nov 2024
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"The Blue Jays won’t [break the bank] but will hang around with their valuation in the event that Soto’s market breaks their way. They took a similar approach with Gerrit Cole during the right-hander’s free agency in the 2019 off-season, so this is low-probability stuff." -Shi
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Bloor/Spadina, Nov. 4, 8:34am. Over three minutes I saw 23 vehicles and 25 cyclists, including one parent with baby. The only congestion was caused by a vehicle. Will @fordnation @PrabSarkaria pass special legislation to take away this person's minivan?
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Funny how this detail has been elided from the discourse re the Taylor Swift street signs. But I also disagree that they're embarrassing. These shows are going to be a HUGE tourism boost for the city, probably a bigger economic impact than TIFF, which gets a lot more signage.
Mahdis Habibinia (@mahdishabibinia) profile pictureMahdis Habibinia@mahdishabibinia4 Nov 2024
I don’t know who needs to hear this but there’ zero taxpayer money involved. Rogers is covering. Steep a chamomile tea folks
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I saw a few social media posts from service workers in NOLA saying that Taylor's recent shows there were busier than Mardi Gras. Think about that. Maybe that's worth a bit of fuss? The signs and all the other stuff is about the visitors, not trying to suck up to Swift herself.
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It would be funny if the Kamala camp launched one of those "Vote Harris. Nobody has to know." ads but targeted specifically at leftists.
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“Ego is just overdressed insecurity.” - Quincy Jones
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Joshua@JoshuaHowsam4 Nov 2024
Since FA officially opens today, it's time for my annual PSA: There is no such thing as a frontrunner for a free agent. There is no such thing as a team "leading" in the pursuit of a free agent. There is either a player who has agreed to terms or one who has not.
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Were the writers of The Diplomat drunk while writing season 2???
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The Better Call Saul “Something Stupid montage”
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cinesthetic. (@TheCinesthetic) profile picturecinesthetic.
@TheCinesthetic19 Dec 2023
Name an iconic opening scene.
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Rob MacKay@RobJMacKay1 Nov 2024
MAGA: You get that dirt on Walz? Staffer: Sure did boss, real fuckin heartwarming just like you asked. MAGA: what
Fox News (@FoxNews) profile pictureFox News
@FoxNews31 Oct 2024
Tim Walz allegedly told high school football player struggling with crime and alcohol to keep playing trib.al/HGsKfH8
Tim Walz allegedly told high school football player struggling with crime and alcohol to keep...

Tim Walz allegedly told high school football player struggling with crime and alcohol to keep...

Tim Walz allegedly had an active hand in convincing a high school football player dealing with alcohol abuse to keep playing football, according to The Ringer.

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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Dan Clement, one of the subjects of the original piece in the ringer, reflects back on his journey to sobriety and how the encouragement from Coach Walz taught him to trust others and credits this with helping him through dark times. Original story for whole context: theringer.com/politics/2024/…
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