a mess and a half
he/him | Maryland | 31, MDNI
Joined June 2026
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Alex Murphy (Satan's Boy) retweeted
i am sincerely (non...sexually?) curious about the size of basically every man i knows penis. its just like. one wonders, right? like. itd be like if breasts were erectile and also much more well hidden. i guess its like. men are basically wearing penis burqas all the time
Alex Murphy (Satan's Boy) retweeted
Anyone got any career advice for someone (not me) who is 28, regrets every decision they've ever made in their adult life, has almost no marketable skills and is also mentally ill? Again I cannot stress enough that I am NOT talking about me
Alex Murphy (Satan's Boy) retweeted
Its insane that there is an entire wing of the democratic party who believe that even with a huge mandate, democrats should be in a defensive crouch and do nothing
Lis Smith of @MajorityDems says it would be the "height of hubris" for Democrats to push for Medicare for All or stopping ICE.
The Devils ROCKED. A little too much inappropriate laughter but plenty of appropriate laughter! DM for my impeccable Oliver Reed impression
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Alex Murphy (Satan's Boy) retweeted
You need to call her now. There isn't any more time. The machines are coming. You won't be able to stop them. The cell towers will be next. She needs to know how you feel before it's over. Microsoft and air traffic control are only the first. You need to call her now.
Alex Murphy (Satan's Boy) retweeted
I couldn't help but wonder, if the FAA could acknowledge their communication issues, why wouldn’t my ex?
Alex Murphy (Satan's Boy) retweeted
Flavor Flav reported the FAA grounding on Bluesky before any of the news networks
Alex Murphy (Satan's Boy) retweeted
For years, severe weather could mean hours of delays for your flights. We’re changing that.
@FAANews is expanding its SMART platform nationwide, cutting flight times, saving millions of dollars in fuel, and keeping traffic moving even when storms hit.
Check out how the impact is already being felt on flights now 👇@cnn
My parents were planning to fly cross-country tomorrow and I was going to housesit for ten days. My plans to scoot taint-first bare butt booty ass naked across all their couches are in JEOPARDY
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Alex Murphy (Satan's Boy) retweeted
The NYT did not call any of the three organizations identified here for comment before publishing this. They have published a correction.
vibe coded technical debt, if I may irresponsibly speculate about the Microsoft outage and FAA ground stop
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Alex Murphy (Satan's Boy) retweeted
“Not working doesn’t bother me anymore.”
For @vulture I spoke with the immeasurably brilliant Sophie Okonedo about how her roles in MOUSE and CLARISSA are giving her a moment she’s waiting patiently to get.
vulture.com/article/sophie-o…
