eli✨🪼KO-FI COMMS OPEN🦐 retweeted
Why isn’t there even merch of the damn protagonist?? Even the merchandise hates him. Fuckinghell
oh, blitzy!
#helluvaboss returns with a brand new vinyl figure and plushie collection dropping on oct 31st at 3pm est 😈
eli✨🪼KO-FI COMMS OPEN🦐 retweeted
Thing is
Yeah, stolas doesn't "owe" blitz a relationship
But he spent sooo long trampling over blitz' boundaries & guilt tripping blitz for NOT wanting a relationship until blitz changed his mind and THEN decided he himself actually doesn't want a relationship
eli✨🪼KO-FI COMMS OPEN🦐 retweeted
can someone go to the event and tell viv that she’s a shit writer and stop writing about assault victims since she clearly is a rapist apologist.
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eli✨🪼KO-FI COMMS OPEN🦐 retweeted
Stolas es un manual de como un abusador puede hacer que su propia victima, originalmente orgulloso y egocentrico, ceda al punto de abandonar hasta sus propios deseos
Like perdon, Blitz es un gran ejemplo de victima que fue preparada y luego desechada
eli✨🪼KO-FI COMMS OPEN🦐 retweeted
No me había dado cuenta de que Blitz casi vomita DOS veces de la ansiedad y de todo lo que está aguantando……. Dios mío de mi vida que alguien haga ALGO
eli✨🪼KO-FI COMMS OPEN🦐 retweeted
I hate this fandom because to them a healthy relationship is one of them being happy while the other disassociates, almost throws up out of anxiety and most likely will have a mental collapse in any moment. But hey! It's healthy to be friends! Fuck Blitz's feelings
eli✨🪼KO-FI COMMS OPEN🦐 retweeted
Im going to say something thats going to make even me throw up a bit.
Blitzø has never, not one time let Loona down or not been there and hes only been her dad 5 years. Blitzø didnt come for Stolas bc Loona was at the vet
Stolas ran to save Blitzø without thinking about Via 🫠
eli✨🪼KO-FI COMMS OPEN🦐 retweeted
FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE SAYS THIS. It genuinely disturbed me how at the end of the kidnapping episode asmodeous says "you're never going out on your own again!" THAT SHITS NOT CUTE WHAT THE FUUUUCK TALK ABOUT INFANTILIZING DISABLED PEOPLE!!!!!! WTF???????????????
eli✨🪼KO-FI COMMS OPEN🦐 retweeted
Stolas deberia dejar de querer forzar que Octavia se relacione con sus AMANTES, AMANTES A LOS CUALES TENIA A COSTA DE SU MATRIMONIO, COSA NUMERO UNO POR LO QUE OCTAVIA ESTABA ENOJADA EN PRIMER LUGAR, m4tate Stolas
eli✨🪼KO-FI COMMS OPEN🦐 retweeted
I like how this essentially, pretty much confirms that sapphics in this universe outside of Chaggie (unseasoned rice and chicken) really are just token lesbians to fulfill a "we aren't misogynistic" quota then ditch them immediately...
eli✨🪼KO-FI COMMS OPEN🦐 retweeted
To understand why I'm so mad at Stolas still, I think it's important to compare these two scenes. Compare how Ozzie acts versus Stolas. I don't think it was an accident. Blitz deserves better. They're both (badly) pretending to be fine, but only one of the other cares to notice.
eli✨🪼KO-FI COMMS OPEN🦐 retweeted
And that’s why I hate love triangles. Even if Stolitz is endgame, Blitzø will never be anyone’s first choice. Nobody, besides maybe Loona, prioritizes him or his feelings. (And that’s not on Fizz to do that btw, he certainly doesn’t owe that to Blitzø.)
eli✨🪼KO-FI COMMS OPEN🦐 retweeted
I hate everything about the new Helluva Boss episode 7 cause what do you mean a rapist abuser gets a happy ending meanwhile his victim gets possibly the worst treatment in cartoon so far.
Atp make it the Stolas show since they admire him so much which is ew.
eli✨🪼KO-FI COMMS OPEN🦐 retweeted
Queria dizer nao, mas é verdade.
Fizz foi ao Blitzø por que Barbie não podia sair.
Barbie foi até o Blitzø pq precisava de trabalho...
eli✨🪼KO-FI COMMS OPEN🦐 retweeted
Stolas can use magic, isn't homeless, his daughter forgave him and he has a loving boyfriend. He wasn't punished for his actions at all...





























































