lucas/bert cormac/eggbert

bare occurrences occurring

just saw a guy in a matt johnson costume #2026

when someone asks me why i keep drinking beers

if you bring a water bottle to the pub you should be immediately thrown out #thought

i’m the type of guy to immediately move down the carriage when i board a train

who wants to play car pranks with me

drinking beer out of candles

i used to pee in public all the time, not anymore, maybe that’s growth

getting emotional at how good this song is

bubba sparxxx i miss you

if i take off all my clothes does it still count as a nap

real ones remember #FHRITP

you ever pretend to be interested in a conversation you’re not in, just so someone doesn’t start a fresh conversation with you

this shit is serious to me

i’m in a wetherspoons smoking area with a glass of lemonade and a pint

when i’m hungover i get scared on escalators

you are an idiot

i agree that they are stealing kyle rayners concepts for john stewart, but come on this show is incredible so far and this episode has been the best yet #lanterns

this guy has no idea about john stewart, how the character was created, or anything about green lanterns

how i’m feeling