@eggeatingunit

I’d rather be fishing

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Joined November 2014
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Mf fell for the newest trick in the book 😭😭✌️
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Brooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzz18h
First base coach talking to a runner: "Ok so stay here until you can go to the next one. If you get to that one try to get to the third one. A colleague of mine is waiting there for you"
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I regrettably kind of look like that French dancing kid #sorry
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Daniel
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There was an event so good we restarted time
powerful wizerd@powerfulwizerdOct 26
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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Cason Wallace Enjoyer@CasonWenjoyerOct 21
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they are hitting progressively deeper and more difficult threes on you in the quote tweets, pushing the limits of the game to unseen heights and dazzling us all in their ascension to superstardom, officially cementing their legacy in this great sport we call xitter
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THEY TRYNA CUT MY HAIR IM SAMSON
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Belle@plainwhiteclawOct 15
Estrogen Chic
@EstrogenChicOct 15
I’m all for criticising Tom Cruise’s role in Scientology, it’s just very funny when people talk about him like he’s the leader of the cult and not just like, their Ronald McDonald
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@slurplebrainedOct 14
What it's like having a roommate who's 5'7"
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type of fit your bro wears on the group presentation day
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rest in peace goat 🕊️
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Florian Rochestie, M.D.@eggeatingunit27 Sep 2023
dudes be like they ricks tho
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USA Reject
@sadreturnsOct 10
i thought Chris Farley was big but his dad was just next level. wtf
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Brendo.
@6thPrestigeOct 9
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a fridge@SomariAwesomeOct 8
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Michael Orthodox ☦
@MichaeldudufuduOct 7
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Huntress Biden@mkultragirl_Oct 7
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