Co-Founder of @GlancesSupport, @Fanatical_Labs, @SugarOutfitters (acquired), @SuiteCRMStore. Takes charges in pickup b-ball games. My money jingles, not folds.

Minnesota
Joined April 2009
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Replying to @DHSgov
He was disarmed BEFORE they murdered him. Bait & Switch. Nazi shit!
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If you're wondering why we're concerned about Clarence and Ginni Thomas, it's because he was the sole vote to keep the White House’s communications around the attempt to reject the election results secret. Oh, and Ginni was in contact with the White House! That's why.
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Jason Eggers retweeted
I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.
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That is what accountability looks like. Keep it coming.
Verdict: Alex Jones owes $45.2 million more to Sandy Hook in punitive damages. That's on top of $4.1 million in compensatory. That's $49.3 million to two Sandy Hook families. Two more trials after this. Unanimous verdict (what's required for punitive damages).
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Jason Eggers retweeted
🚀 Caution: Warp-speed invoicing ahead with new Glances Actions for @QuickBooks. Get the details at glances.com/blog/invoice-at-… #singledataview #SaaS #nocode #QuickBooks
Free speech does NOT mean free from accountability.
Just a casual reminder that in 1861, 11 Senators and 3 Representatives were expelled from Congress for failing to recognize Lincoln’s election and supporting insurrection.
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Neighbor 9yo can’t play at 6p on a Friday because he is studying. Holy over parenting, Batman.
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Happy Earth Day everyone!
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Jason Eggers retweeted
#Indian steel company Tata Steel terminates cooperation with #Russia.
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For the longest time we thought our 3yo was nuts, just walking around saying “Saturday” all the time. Ends up he is saying “After Day” which then ends up being his shorthand for “After today” which really means “later” in his mind. All those past conversations make sense now.
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The way to win life is to genuinely not care, but it has to be genuine.
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There’s a certain irony in celebrating the freedom of going maskless at the airport before being forced to take off your belt and shoes, throw away any liquids over 3.4 oz, and submit to a body scan and/or an invasive full body pat down.
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Takes a picture with wife. She looks at it and yells: “Oh no, your face!”
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Jason Eggers retweeted
I've now been asked multiple times for my take on Elon's offer for Twitter. So fine, this is what I think about that. I will assume the takeover succeeds, and he takes Twitter private. (I have little knowledge/insight into how actual takeover battles work or play out) (long 🧵)
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I don’t know the answer. Check Gopher.
I dare you to demonstrate how old you are in "developer years" in one sentence without stating any actual years
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New title: “Twitter, Founder"
Been doing SQL for near 25 years and still cannot remember if limit comes before or after grouping. Younguns, don’t worry about not memorizing/knowing everything. It’s high level stuff that matters way more.
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Oh, and get off my lawn.
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