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@ehur12

recovering bushwick hinge participant

 Brooklyn, NY
Joined January 2015
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met ball outfits as organelles, a thread kim kardashian as rough endoplasmic reticulum
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they should invent an @Amtrak that doesn’t turn a 4 hour ride into an 11 hour ride
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the only thing i have to add to this discourse is that i recently was assigned to a mandatory training at work and i didn’t want to do it so i kept reporting it as a phishing attempt. HR actually didn’t like that very much ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Constance 🐅🖤🧡 (@burgbengal) profile pictureConstance 🐅🖤🧡@burgbengalOct 23
Well yes because those phishing test emails are from Micrasotf asking me to claim my $1000. They aren’t from an organization where I am employed that recently won a championship where I was told I would also receive a ring requesting me to pick out my ring. It’s slimy.
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Giliann@gilpost1ngSep 30
It’s crazy bc for years you’ll be like “ohhh no that was just a bad hookup when I was 19” and then it finally clicks years later and then you move on but every few years something Happens and you witness tons more women grapple with the same realization and it never ends
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what do you mean i can’t bring iced coffee wearing wet hair and star pimple patches to the western massachusetts covid-conscious lesbian bar
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em@emilyagainJul 16
Why couldn't cyclosporiasis be an outbreak impacting only viral Greek frozen yogurt stores and Blank Street Coffee
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windowless living room temperature with 2 bedroom ACs & 3 fans during a heatwave
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em (@emilyagain) profile pictureem@emilyagainJul 4
Living on the top floor of a prewar apartment building in NYC: Pros: you give your legs a good workout climbing stairs if you're into that sort of thing Cons: in the summer, there are saunas that are cooler
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i love new york
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Pope Leo XIV
@PontifexJun 25
For AI to respect human dignity and truly serve the common good, responsibility must be clearly defined at every stage: from those who design and develop these systems to those who use them and rely on them for concrete decisions. It must be possibile to identify who must “account” for decisions, justify them, monitor them, and, when necessary, challenge them and remedy any harm caused.
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When do our Scotland visitors discover Kowloon?
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christine 🌿@xtinemarxJun 11
can’t stress enough how excited i am to go to mets/sox games next month because i am guaranteed to see one of them actually win a game. probably. you never know with these guys
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This is a place where every day you wake up you could experience everything from the greatest comeback in NBA Finals history to a person who’s celebrating a new business that’s open.
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jon@timoshinjoJun 11
i thought nothing would ever top pete's homerun in milwaukee but this is like that x100
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⋆@mayjail3rxJun 9
respectfully stay away from the presale if you never had to put yourself on a phoebe bridgers listening ban
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grovy@grovymangoJun 9
Trying to get a friend to join me for Irish step dancing classes is so hard . Everyone wants to do a marathon. No one wants a little Irish pip to their step
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new york is having a froyo renaissance right now but alas i have since developed a dairy allergy
Joshwelt (@weltszznn) profile pictureJoshwelt@weltszznnJun 2
I’m missing the 2010s frozen yogurt boom like a b!tch right now
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Pope Leo XIV
@PontifexMay 29
Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas
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Erik Engquist@erik_engquistMay 27
New York sports right now:
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Reductress@ReductressMay 19
Overconfident Cake Decorator Totally Fucked by ‘RTHDAY’: ow.ly/QtN650Z1MkE
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love takes miles but it’s about friendship and community making you do things like this
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Kat@KatAUversionApr 23
I’m a girl with a plan and the plan is to drink more coffee and watch some baseball
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