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26 ♉️ hater ass bitch 🫦 i’m very nice! sponsored by twisted tea 🍺 FUCK ICE. FREE PALESTINE. FUCK DONALD TRUMP. stream my music or buy my art

fake and gay
Joined April 2023
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no one : me adding bubbles and eyeballs to everything i paint
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my bf always has such warm hands and when he touches me i literally feel a warmth and a tingle radiate thru me 10/10
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why does head and shoulders not have a body wash called knees and toes
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it’s so fucking dark out i’m drunk at 6 pm and it feels like it’s fucking bed time
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#NewProfilePic again sorry this one’s good tho
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treat of the day
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sorry but from now on if you order art from me you gotta put down a deposit dawg
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the little things in life really mean the most to me and if u don’t get that get the fuck away from me
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When you are a genuinely sweet woman, it’s really important to remind certain people that you will beat the dog shit out of them.
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it’s to the point where i’d rather be physically exhausted and never sleep than to sleep and have the dreams that i have every night:)
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love being a goblin and sticking my brush straight into my paint tubes
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i'm such a giggly ass bitch i think everything's so fucking funny
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i love being able to bake cuz i’m like mm sweet treat after dinner and an hour later brownies have appeared out of thin air
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i feel so under appreciated LOL
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i’m so pissed off today im genuinely thinking about taking our landlords to court HAHAHA
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this dream that i have every single night now is fucking with me so bad and last nights version made me sad as fuck
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hey @tacobell can you bring back the shredded chicken burrito instead of all this weird shit you keep doing
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ilove minnesota 💙
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Can minnesota start counting hennepin and ramsey so i can start victory lapping
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I wish my hot girlie moots could listen to my music with me rn :( like let’s listen to shit and paint.. talking to you tweatard
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I could never know what canceling out my partner’s vote feels like because I’m not dating a fucking loser
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