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eileen

@eileenwut

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Joined September 2013
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cause you never think that the last time is the last time. you think there will be more. you think you have forever, but you don't.
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one of life's greatest joys is being an insufferable brat to a handsome patient man 🙂‍↕️
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bunny@fadedbunnyOct 29
my hoe going but i’m gone
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hal@commeowdoreOct 22
i almost died in a horrific microsoft authenticator accident
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Andrew@RuRuRunItOct 17
I think for my birthday this year I’m going to rent out a karaoke bar and invite everyone and then I will perform for a full hour and nobody else is allowed to sing.
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Ppl will make an imessage sticker out of yo ass if u not looking
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🇸🇻@lainez88Sep 11
Daejon Love not playing?
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seen someone call their relationship long distance because they live in orange county and their boyfriend lives in los angeles
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Bammy
@YoushldfwBammySep 2
My btch so fcking strict dawg please don’t even look at me
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trap dad
@dude_gangAug 29
white people be like let’s go get drunk at a brewery with all of our small children and let them run around everywhere
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blue🌞
@cyanopsisAug 22
no babe i love how 30 you are
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up going thru shit only Peter Parker and Future would get
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slweepie@slweepieAug 16
just me and u and nobunny else
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soup🕷️
@thrluvJul 20
turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when your bf isn’t a fkn loser
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Do you realize how unlikeable of a country you have to be for LATINOS to root for SPAIN (the country that colonized them) over you??????
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mexican girls always asking you to imagine things
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Do I start drinking now for the Mexico game
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🇸🇻@lainez88Jul 2
The way @eileenwut reads me should be studied, caught me red handed 😂
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If Mexico wins tomorrow expect me to pop out w a kid in approximately 9 months
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“i’m titi” and now you’re on aftersun so now what
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🇸🇻@lainez88Jun 9
What should I take? A trip. Who should I take? His bitch.
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