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Dead Kanerva

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Sometimes I write things. Check out my horseless carriage moving picture blog on Instagram: cinemautomotive!

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Joined January 2010
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Indianapolis cars put on a great show. I think this is the first time I've ever been to Markham. This was my favourite view of the track. 🚆🏁
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I think the "bare minimum" isn't even the right phrasing. Your pay reflects the maximum you should be reasonably expected to work for. Anything after costs more, or is a choice based on a wide variety of factors.
Chris (@ChrisHumble79) profile pictureChris@ChrisHumble795h
It’s not quiet quitting but treating my employer with the same degree of respect they show to me. If they want more than my job done they can pay more or provide actual proper recognition and opportunities for progression. Otherwise my bare minimum will remain all I give.
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Toronto’s subway system
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Chicago’s L is among the most grid-oriented metros in the world
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People don't seem to get how hard it is to outrun cars on a motorcycle. Going fast on two wheels is physically exhausting. Doing it in a car is relaxing as hell. You can chase some asshole on a Hayabusa all day long and not break a sweat, because every turn he's taking is physically demanding from his nose to his toes.
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Even without the novelization, the last twenty minutes of the film consist of a messianic spoiled brat losing his arms and legs and lying deep-fried on the lip of a volcano, only to be outfitted with a mechanized hair shirt and made to a call a disfigured old creep "Master" for the rest of his life. Redemption, when it finally comes, lasts just long enough for him to be able to admit everything was a colossal waste of time to his nepo baby before he croaks from electrocution. The greatest Byronic saga in American mass culture and they're turning it into Chud Harold's Pilgrimage.
Berthold Gambrel (@BertholdGambrel) profile pictureBerthold Gambrel@BertholdGambrelNov 1
So many people, including the richest man in the world, have never read Matthew Stover's novelization of "Revenge of the Sith" and it shows...
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There are few things I love more than space travel, but if anyone tells you it will involve terraforming Mars, just consider them the dumbest person imaginable.
J. J. Ellis (@jjellisart) profile pictureJ. J. Ellis@jjellisart6h
Space is poison. You will die on Earth. Your children will die on Earth. Stop letting billionaires destroy this planet and start mulching them to plant the seeds of a new sustainable generation.
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You sure?
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Kit Kat ((commissions open)) (@kittischmitti) profile pictureKit Kat ((commissions open))@kittischmittiNov 2
Girl Meets World is awesome cause ive never seen a sitcom sequel/revival get out woked so hard in like every department by the original series
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this is your yearly reminder that Mark C. Lee brought a picture of a cow aboard STS-30 to remind him of home (he grew up on a farm in Wisconsin), resulting in this gem of a photo
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I can explain the Anakin thing. Right wingers are really fucking stupid.
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'Til next time, Myles 🫡🫡 🫶
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New F1 World Champion btw
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I am, once again, flaunting my kid’s meal toy wealth. The complete set of Burger King Universal Monsters from the 1990s!
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Mitch Bannon (@MitchBannon) profile pictureMitch Bannon@MitchBannon18h
Dylan Cease is, as expected, a top-3 vote getter for the AL Cy young. #BlueJays
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Talk about a first impression 👨🏻 Dylan Cease is a Cy Young Finalist!
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Spotted in… Milwaukee, Wisconsin?
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Gigglemax@GigglemaxNov 2
It is impossible to LARP as Anakin Skywalker, any attempt to do so results in LARPing as Kylo Ren the character from the movie Star War 7.
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I went as sexy Emperor Palpatine for halloween
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How did CM Punk go from that to THIS?! 🤯 The older CM Punk gets, the better he looks. 2023. 2026.
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Lou@LP__92Nov 1
I have not known a ‘prosperous’ year in my entire adult life.
BBC Politics (@BBCPolitics) profile pictureBBC Politics
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"Painful" years ahead, think tanks warn, as living standards set to fall bbc.in/4k5Vgsz
'Painful' years ahead, think tanks warn, as living standards set to fall

'Painful' years ahead, think tanks warn, as living standards set to fall

Budget forecasts show growth in living standards grinding almost to a halt.

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