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Joined January 2010
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Indianapolis cars put on a great show. I think this is the first time I've ever been to Markham. This was my favourite view of the track. 馃殕馃弫
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I think about this when people in Toronto talk about driving up north to the country or whatever to experience nature, like, what do you think that huge lake is?
Me, an actual Inuk from Northern Arctic Canada: MF do you mean Nature???
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Me, an actual Inuk from Northern Arctic Canada: MF do you mean Nature???
it's kinda scary how much of canada is unpopulated. I've been just scrolling around northern canada on google maps and there's literally nothing
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My Instagram glitched and gave me this image lmao
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My brother used to put me in a sharpshooter and play SEGA and I would be hollering and my mother would get mad at me for being loud.
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The American right-winger doesn't understand monasteries because they've signed up to a form of Christianity where you worship under strip lighting
"Anakin, the Jedi Council has determined that your desire to own a home, marry Padm茅, and raise a family before 40 are signs of far-right extremism."
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I try to feel for people, but watching a QUEEN OF CANADA doc and, like, come on.
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Has @RealGDT seen this guy?
You might think you're cool. But you'll never be Iguana with a crab bow-tie kind of cool
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12-rotor triple turbo powered Miata at SEMA 2026馃敟馃摳
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Remember when Scotty was drinking in an empty fake hologram of the old enterprise
So much of Star Trek is about the nostalgic pain of growing old
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I think the "bare minimum" isn't even the right phrasing. Your pay reflects the maximum you should be reasonably expected to work for. Anything after costs more, or is a choice based on a wide variety of factors.
It鈥檚 not quiet quitting but treating my employer with the same degree of respect they show to me. If they want more than my job done they can pay more or provide actual proper recognition and opportunities for progression. Otherwise my bare minimum will remain all I give.
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Toronto鈥檚 subway system
Chicago鈥檚 L is among the most grid-oriented metros in the world
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People don't seem to get how hard it is to outrun cars on a motorcycle. Going fast on two wheels is physically exhausting. Doing it in a car is relaxing as hell. You can chase some asshole on a Hayabusa all day long and not break a sweat, because every turn he's taking is physically demanding from his nose to his toes.
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Even without the novelization, the last twenty minutes of the film consist of a messianic spoiled brat losing his arms and legs and lying deep-fried on the lip of a volcano, only to be outfitted with a mechanized hair shirt and made to a call a disfigured old creep "Master" for the rest of his life. Redemption, when it finally comes, lasts just long enough for him to be able to admit everything was a colossal waste of time to his nepo baby before he croaks from electrocution. The greatest Byronic saga in American mass culture and they're turning it into Chud Harold's Pilgrimage.
So many people, including the richest man in the world, have never read Matthew Stover's novelization of "Revenge of the Sith" and it shows...
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There are few things I love more than space travel, but if anyone tells you it will involve terraforming Mars, just consider them the dumbest person imaginable.
Space is poison. You will die on Earth. Your children will die on Earth. Stop letting billionaires destroy this planet and start mulching them to plant the seeds of a new sustainable generation.
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You sure?
Girl Meets World is awesome cause ive never seen a sitcom sequel/revival get out woked so hard in like every department by the original series
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this is your yearly reminder that Mark C. Lee brought a picture of a cow aboard STS-30 to remind him of home (he grew up on a farm in Wisconsin), resulting in this gem of a photo
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I can explain the Anakin thing. Right wingers are really fucking stupid.
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'Til next time, Myles 馃馃 馃
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New F1 World Champion btw
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