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a dollar late and a day short |🗽🏳️‍🌈 | sorry entertainer | alleged Master | a simple pleasure

Brooklyn, NY
Joined December 2010
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Emily Bergmann retweeted
the thing about being a one-trick-pony is that 1) you’re a pony, which is already pretty good, and 2) you have a trick.
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Emily Bergmann retweeted
i don’t consume copaganda. closest i get is law and order svu but they aren’t cops they’re members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit
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(French DJ voice) I just want to say... To all ugly and dumb people. Stupids... I just want to say to you that YOU. ARE. BEAUTIFUL! (Beat kicks in)
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The best video you'll see all day
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Emily Bergmann retweeted
Nobody’s gonna gaf about this but I had to post bc I haven’t seen one person mention this song in any of the tributes anywhere! The ultimate post-menopausal breakup/divorce power anthem and maybe the campiest video of her career. I was 12 years olds, fat as fuck, humming the bridge and clicking my hooves to this on the school bus in between bites of my 2nd breakfast. Completely unaware of anything she was talking about but still totally enamored by whatever the hell it was she was doing Will always be one of my favorites. “I’m Gone” by Dolly Parton from her 2002 album Halos & Horns
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Emily Bergmann retweeted
tbh “remembering some guys” might be the aisle-crossing platform the left has been seeking for years
"This championship belongs to them too, because championships aren't just built in one season." Zohran Mamdani shouts out former Knicks players and Tom Thibodeau for their contributions towards this Knicks title:
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Emily Bergmann retweeted
zohran mayoral victory into knicks championship run is going to be generational
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Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.
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Emily Bergmann retweeted
job’s done ✅
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Emily Bergmann retweeted
For the 30th year in a row, "Return of the Mack" is the song of the summer
I used to think that saying the song of the summer was "Return of the Mack" every summer was a great bit by @Passionweiss, until I matured a little and realized the truth: it's not a bit, it's just the song of every summer
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Emily Bergmann retweeted
NEW YORK CITY HAS THE MANDATE OF HEAVEN
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SPEECHLESS. LFGK.
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Emily Bergmann retweeted
OG Anunoby is worth every dollar the Knicks pay him.
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I Think a part of me will always be filled with hatred
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omg Pink just did, like, 200 spins while 40 feet in the air while dressed as Peter Pan to open the Tony Awards
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Just clapped so hard for the Knicks that my running watch thought I was in a car crash
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I worry that Wembanyama will get caught up in the distractions of New York City, like the Rose Reading Room at the public library or the upcoming conference on participatory futures at The New School
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Keep in mind there are literally people from Connecticut
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I was waiting for a sign from god
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