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the thing about being a one-trick-pony is that 1) you’re a pony, which is already pretty good, and 2) you have a trick.
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i don’t consume copaganda. closest i get is law and order svu but they aren’t cops they’re members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit
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(French DJ voice) I just want to say... To all ugly and dumb people. Stupids... I just want to say to you that YOU. ARE. BEAUTIFUL! (Beat kicks in)
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Nobody’s gonna gaf about this but I had to post bc I haven’t seen one person mention this song in any of the tributes anywhere!
The ultimate post-menopausal breakup/divorce power anthem and maybe the campiest video of her career. I was 12 years olds, fat as fuck, humming the bridge and clicking my hooves to this on the school bus in between bites of my 2nd breakfast. Completely unaware of anything she was talking about but still totally enamored by whatever the hell it was she was doing
Will always be one of my favorites. “I’m Gone” by Dolly Parton from her 2002 album Halos & Horns
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tbh “remembering some guys” might be the aisle-crossing platform the left has been seeking for years
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zohran mayoral victory into knicks championship run is going to be generational
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For the 30th year in a row, "Return of the Mack" is the song of the summer
I used to think that saying the song of the summer was "Return of the Mack" every summer was a great bit by @Passionweiss, until I matured a little and realized the truth: it's not a bit, it's just the song of every summer
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Just clapped so hard for the Knicks that my running watch thought I was in a car crash
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I worry that Wembanyama will get caught up in the distractions of New York City, like the Rose Reading Room at the public library or the upcoming conference on participatory futures at The New School

























