Larry Schwartz

Hey @VerizonSupport - where are you? You killed my brand new iPhone 16.

I can't remember the last time I enjoyed scrolling around social media. Thank you, @ATLUTD! #UniteThe404 #UniteAndConquer

Dear MLS fans: You're welcome. Sincerely, @ATLUTD #MLSCupPlayoffs

Fuck this fucking ref.

F E A #UniteThe404

NO fucking card?! Violent conduct is just fine if you're wearing a pink shirt, apparently. Cool, cool. #MLSCupPlayoffs #UniteThe404

Did not see this coming. #UniteThe404 #WeAreTheA #MLSCupPlayoffs

Hey @AppleTV: You’re welcome. Sincerely, @ATLUTD #FEA

I lost my voice at that game. Hope it’s still there in February so I can get it back. #UniteThe404 #WeAreTheA #ATLUTD

Hey look! An #Atlanta team gets to the next playoff round! #WeAreTheA #UniteAndConquer #MLSCupPlayoffs

I fucking love PKs

I fucking hate PKs.

Ref hasn’t called anything all night. Until now? #ATLUTD

#ATLUTD #WeAreTheA #DecisionDay youtube.com/watch?v=U1wbbrkQ…

#ATLUTD vs the Flexing Pandas

So when @JosefMartinez17 finally hangs up his cleats and they tally up all his goals, can the ones he scored against @ATLUTD count *for* ATL? No one would notice.

Did the Braves just pull a Dawgs?