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no idea what I'm doing. star trek gifs and awkward conversations as a service Oh... almost forgot: screw you, Elon.

Takoma Park, MD
Joined April 2007
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For anyone paying attention, I no longer use this platform. It has taken its place among the unscrupulous ilk of Fox "News" and worse. Demand better. Don't be here. You know where the better place is. Go there. Expect others to go there. Don't contribute to this cesspool.
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Crypto is...
38%A scam
15%An investment
31%Superman's dog
15%Wut
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Please RT. For science (and my curiosity)
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I enjoy mentoring folks and have several years of eng mgmt experience so tech leadership is good by me. I've spoken at several tech conferences, love Test Driven Development (it's not for everyone but automated tests should be!), and am a fast learner of most things tech. 3/5
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I'm a believer that devs should own the software they write end-to-end, including the operations. Automate as much as possible, document the rest, and have useful telemetry and alerts when things go awry. Do your postmortems/retrospectives, and hold accountability. 4/4 ;-)
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My product was bought when a warranty was offered. Here's the "help" they offered. #donotbuy #Ikea
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. @ikeausa We have to have a talk. You started selling fyrtur blinds in the USA about 2 years ago. Back then, when I bought them, you offered a 5-year warranty. Here's proof: web.archive.org/web/20220323…
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This isn't how you keep customers. This is how you get formerly loyal customers to curse your name in public. Please to reach out—though I check twitter rarely now. Oh, and, for the warranty change and wasting my time with a useless visit to your store? 🖕🖕
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. @ikeausa We have to have a talk. You started selling fyrtur blinds in the USA about 2 years ago. Back then, when I bought them, you offered a 5-year warranty. Here's proof: web.archive.org/web/20220323…
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