Elisha Tan

Hello friendly people on X, I'm a standup comedian now. 👋 elishatan.com/

Me when I first got my paycheck in the USA. They didn’t ask me 🥲

When your product is so dodgy you literally suffix “gate” onto your name before a scandal broke out. Do we call this the OceanGategate or nah?

Looks like there at least 3 people buying vision pro

Who’s buying a Vision Pro?

What’s the best way to see curated list of startup events in SF?

Check out my latest article: How to prep for an imminent layoff round linkedin.com/pulse/how-prep-… via @LinkedIn

Hold up, is this… what normally happens in a c-sec?

San Francisco toxic masculinity is a man who’s obnoxious, belittles a woman’s ambition, and believes in horoscopes.

I’m performing standup comedy on the 19th Apr in Singapore to raise funds for earthquake relief efforts in Turkey. Come through! Tickets here eventbrite.sg/e/unprofession…

I think fine dining places should offer tea pairing. There’s so much depth and range of teas out there to cater to people who don’t like/want alcohol

Sending hugs to all meta recruiters

In Barcelona this week and would like to perform standup comedy and meet folks who run non-profits. Know anyone?

Even at the ripe old age of 34, I still read camaraderie as calamari. 🦑

Metamates, last Nov: How could you do layoffs so close to Thanksgiving?! East/Southeast Asian Googlers: 👁️👄👁️ 🫡

I always low-key insulted when Netflix asks if I’m still watching something. Like dude, I’m binging leave me alone.

I'll be speaking at ProductWorld 2023, sharing how product managers can leverage hackathons for product success. Sign up here to get your free OPEN Pass (a $100 value). See you in Oakland, 15 - 17 Feb! bit.ly/3QmYLJZ

That triumphant walk as you stride through people waiting in line because you’re dining alone

Alice in Borderland is just Squid Game without the cash prizes.

You know what’s worst than being roasted by fellow comedians? Coming up with a witty comeback only when I’ve left the venue. 🥲 I’ll be thinking about this for many years to come.