the talent manager of every big billy bass singing fish. contact for bookings

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Joined March 2016
I’m a Harrowing addict
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Cleanup on I'll 5
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Mexican foo: yo who is that Other foo: that’s Elizabeth Holmes First foo: naw but what’s her last name though
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having this name and this voice has benefited me exactly once in my life xitter.cf/kristnmerrilees/status…
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An NYC 10 is a Roku City 7
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I keep forgetting what actual title is so I’ve just been calling it Elizabeth For You
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In line to see animal collective play in brooklyn and everyone around me has NPR voice
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Nathan: do you see why this is funny Elizabeth: yeah the jewish guy shit his pants and the Irish one did an impression of a Chinese guy and the fat one laughed
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Ear nose and throat day at the gym
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daily affirmations. my pincers r sharp and perfect for catching prey. the mucus I secrete is the ideal thickness. the clicking language I speak in is easily understood
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Sober movie and piss in your seat
Before I see you can see everything is it a buzzed movie or a high movie and what’s the best bathroom break time
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ALCOHOL IS PORN WATER
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Finally saw the documentary everyone has been talking about. I thought it was okay but highly unethical. Watching a guy eat that much McDonald’s every day just didn’t sit right with me.
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there should be a halloween santa claus i think. no that’s stupid. i’m sorry i’m stupid. i’m sorry
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This is love
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Elizabeth Holmes the day she met billy at that party
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Sincere answers please
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Just had my penis removed so I can suck my own ribs
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