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coincidence (noun) Boris Johnson’s brother, Joseph Johnson, being appointed as a director of the Dyson Institute, a week after James Dyson texted Boris Johnson asking for his tax problems to be 'fixed'.

Chancellor Rishi Sunak suggests wealthy families will be spared from a "US-style tax raid". We've been assured that the fact he's worth over £200m has nothing to do with this.

Things £200k can buy: - 3 bed detached house in Hartlepool - 'Luxury' flat refurbishment - Ferrari 488 GTB - Sprinklers which would have helped prevent Grenfell Tower fire - 1.5 hour Brexit speech from David Cameron - Multimillion-pound Government PPE contract

coincidence (noun) Lord Brownlow, who donated £58k for PM's flat makeover plus £3m in total to the Conservative Party, owning a company that's been 'awarded' £120m in public contracts since 2017.

British public utterly amazed at PM's speed in setting up emergency meeting to discuss European Super League, given his previous hesitation to attend COBRA meetings or meet those bereaved due to COVID.

In today's episode of 'The Conservative Party Has No Links To The Right-Wing Press', Boris Johnson appoints former Associate Editor of The Daily Mail, Jack Doyle, as Director of Comms; replacing James Slack, who joins The Sun as Deputy Editor.

Man who patted Matt Hancock's dog in local park surprised to receive £3m NHS contract for surgical gowns the next day.

BREAKING: Inquiry into Matt Hancock awarding £300k NHS contracts to his sister’s company to be lead by his sister.

In today's episode of 'The Conservative Party Doesn't Have a Corruption Problem', Health Secretary Matt Hancock 'gifted' 15% stake in a firm which happens to be owned by his sister, and was recently awarded two NHS contracts worth £300k.

Jobseeker's Allowance: £74.35 p/week Statutory Sick Pay: £96.35 p/week House of Lords Attendance Allowance for making video call tribute to Prince Philip: £162 for the day Priorities: priceless

Government announce 'independent' investigation into David Cameron's lobbying, lead by [squints at notes] the son of a Conservative peer.

As the government advises people to behave responsibly today, many see it as ironic as we're still waiting for the government to do the same.

As Boris Johnson is urged to back new £190m Royal Yacht to be named HMY Duke of Edinburgh, many suspect it will soon be revealed that David Cameron has shares in a yacht manufacturing company.

David Cameron, Matt Hancock and Lex Greensill walk into a bar. Unfortunately, there are no minutes of this meeting, so you'll have to make up your own punchline.

Newsagents nationwide report their paperboys calling in sick this morning, after hearing today's Daily Mail will be 144 pages long.

Comforting to hear that Rishi Sunak is the kind of Chancellor that would casually attempt to bailout a company at taxpayers' expense, just so his pal David Cameron wouldn't lose £60m worth of shares. Such a stand-up guy.

BREAKING: The Police Service of Northern Ireland release an image of the main culprit they are looking to question in relation to the recent violence.

Boris Johnson's 'deep concern' over the violence in Northern Ireland would hold more weight if: 1) it hadn't taken him nearly a week to even acknowledge it was happening 2) he wasn't the one who caused it, and 3) anyone believed a single word the compulsive liar says

Slightly ironic of Gavin Williamson to suggest banning phones in schools, when for many students during lockdown, their smartphone was the only way for them to access education due to him refusing to provide them with laptops.